User:LelalMekha
Welcome, honoured guest, to LelalMekha's personal TARDIS! Please refrain from pointing out that my "clock card machine is bigger on the inside" ; I've heard it countless times, and isn't getting any newer every day. Now, make yourself at home—but don't forget that you are visiting. I still need to tidy the place up a little, but I guess you'll be comfortable in the parlour.
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Go ahead now, don't mind me. In fact, just pretend I'm not here. Grab a book or something. Say, why don't you visit the spa, for example? There really is nothing in life like a good microdermabrasion—and I still haven't found a proper sonic app for that. Or maybe just go for a dip. Water's cool, you know.