Robot Gladiators (TV story)

Robot Gladiators
Featuring:	K9 Mark 2 Starkey Jorjie Turner Darius Pike Professor Alistair Gryffen
Main enemy:	Thorne Freddie Maxwell The Pain-Maker Lomax
Main setting:	London, 2050
Key crew
Writer:	Jim Noble
Director:	James Bogle
Producer:	Penny Wall, Richard Stewart, Simon Barnes
Release details
Premiere broadcast:	31 May 2010
Format:	1 x 30 minute episode
Production code:	1.21
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Robot Gladiators was the twenty-first episode of Series 1 of K9. It contained the revelation that Thorne knew of K9 Mark 2's regeneration unit even though the only people who had witnessed his regeneration were Starkey, Jorjie, Darius and Gryffen.

Synopsis

Darius and K9 go undercover to expose a criminal using illegal robot technology in what he calls "destruct-entertainment". K9 becomes a gladiator and has to face the evil Pain-Maker in a battle to the death. What is the sinister plan instigated by Thorne? K9 also befriends the other Robot Gladiators he sees as cybernetic ancestors, basic androids who have a heart and spirit that touches K9's superior consciousness.

Plot

Darius is talking with Freddie "the Entertainer" Maxwell about what he calls "Destruct-entertainment", Robot Gladiators for the discerning lover of mayhem. Freddie has the customers paying hand over fist for video uplinks of his robots fighting in the ring. Even if half of his technology is prohibited by the Department, he dismisses rules as "for the little people". Darius agrees, saying he feels the same way. Freddie says Darius works for Professor Gryffen. Darius corrects him, saying he quit because he treated him like dirt. Freddie tells him he heard Gryffen is full of himself, but he has to admire his genius as there isn't one robot in the stables that doesn't carry a bit of his legacy. Freddie asks what Darius has for him. Darius shows him something he took with him when he left Gryffen: K9. Freddie laughs at K9. Darius, annoyed, asks if he is interested. Freddie says he has a deal.

24 Hours Earlier
In Gryffen House, Darius tells the team about Freddie Maxwell, aka "Freddie the Entertainer", a two bit hustler. According to Darius' contacts, he is the mastermind behind Crashclub, old robots modified and forced to fight in an arena for the entertainment of rich "toffs". Gryffen congratulates Darius and hopes that at last he can put an end to the man who has made a mockery of his Thought Matrix, a revolutionary robotic brain that allows a robot to think for itself rather than to be programmed. When K9 doubts it's that revolutionary, Gryffen explains that while such sophistication may be common in the future, before Gryffen came along, robots were nothing more than round up toys. They moved on thanks to him and they would have moved on even further if the Department hadn't confiscated his technology. Jorjie suggests they alert the Department; he's using banned technology. Gryffen has tried already, but according to June the Department has got "bigger fish to fry". Gryffen worked long and hard on the technology and he did it for humanity, not to facilitate this "revolting" entertainment. As he leaves, Starkey decides to do something about it - undercover work.

Over 24 Hours Later
Starkey tells K9 on the monitor to think of it as a holiday. Darius says a really cheap one to a slave camp. K9 refuses to speak to Darius, calling him a "traitor" who gave him to a crook like he came from a flea market. Starkey tells K9 that Darius has to do this to find out where Freddie keeps the illegal technology and Darius adds selling him for a bargain made Freddie his pal. K9 needs to find evidence on Freddie if June is to take action. K9's crate is opened by two robots modelled on clowns, Chuckles and Boris. K9 says there has been a mistake and he was supposed to be delivered to the gladiator pens. Chuckles tells him these are the pens and they are the gladiators. Chuckles says that he and Boris used to be clowns, but Freddie owns them now, so they are gladiators, as is K9. A big powerful robot which Chuckles identifies as the Pain-Maker arrives as he and Boris retreat in fear. He says none of them stand a chance against him. The Pain-Maker pounds their fuel containers. Darius notes it's no second-hand rust bucket and Starkey adds that it's built for combat. Jorjie says that K9 would deal with him without raising a sweat.

Chuckles and Boris show their new roommate, K9, around the place. The walls are the only interesting feature. The alarm activates. K9 is wanted in the pit. He goes down to see Starkey. Darius claimed he is a robotic genius and Freddie hired him on the spot. K9 thanks him, but says it is completely unnecessary. Starkey tells him Darius is in Freddie's office. The minute he finds out how Freddie is getting this illegal technology, they leave. In the meantime, he might like getting to know his ancestors. K9 compares it to Starkey being locked up with chimpanzees. He can calculate the age of the universe with 98% accuracy, while they struggle to avoid bumping into furniture. Starkey suggests there must have been a K9 which did the same somewhere long ago and they are his past. K9 says he understands what they mean by the 'dim past'.

Darius tells Freddie he doesn't understand how he can swipe tech from the Department and run the place under their nose. Freddie gives Darius lesson 16: "Always be prepared for a swift departure if needed". K9 watches Boris blow up a balloon and let the air out over and over again. He asks Chuckles why he keeps doing it; it's illogical. Boris thinks it perfectly logical. Balloons were his act in the circus and kids loved it. Clowns should be clowns and not gladiators. Chuckles wants to go home to the circus. Freddie calls Boris into the ring. Freddie says Boris is one of his best and is a real contender and should give his "boy" a challenge.

Boris honks his horn as the Pain-Maker is brought into the ring. Freddie says that K9 should be the one fighting and asks if the man if he wants to see K9 fight. When his guest is silent, Freddie addresses the viewers of the match. The Pain-Maker strikes at Boris, who evades the attack acrobatically. He cannot hold out, however, and is destroyed by the Pain-Maker. Freddie says it's not the match he anticipated and he still thinks K9 should have fought. He asks the man, who is Thorne, why he purchased him if he doesn't want to see him fight? Thorne assures him K9's turn will come. Starkey examines the wrecked Boris. K9 asks who did it. Chuckles tells him it's Pain-Maker. He isn't like the other robots. He was built for fighting. When K9 tells Starkey he is changing the plan, Starkey tells him to use his head. They want to shut Freddie down for good and K9 can't arrest him. K9 says he could give him a "good zapping". Starkey tells K9 to just keep up the act a little longer and any minute now Darius will find the evidence they need to shut down Freddie.

At the house, Darius announces he quits. Starkey says he can't. The plan relies on him. Darius says no amount of sucking up to Freddie is going to give him any time to search his office. Gryffen says there has to be some way of exposing him. He tells Darius to think. What are Freddie's weaknesses? All Darius knows is that he likes peanuts. He likes money. Gryffen decides to threaten his finances enough to get him out of his office. Starkey has an idea but needs another undercover operative, Jorjie. After changing into business attire Jorjie says this won't work. Starkey tells her to speak like her mother. Gryffen advises her to keep the details vague and remember that if she believes it, she is it. Darius advises that if he does suss her, "Lose the heels and make a run for it".

Jorjie arrives in Freddie's office. He tells her to talk to her secretary. He has a fight to organise. She introduces herself as Carolyn Fincher Jones of His Majesty's Revenue and Customs. He says she's very young to be a tax person, as she calls it. She interprets this compliment as an attempt to influence her. He says he has never given a compliment in his life. He says he's just looking after the office for a friend. She notes his name is on the front door. She asks if he is currently engaged in a commercial enterprise. He says it's really a hobby. Eventually, he goes to get his receipts.

Darius comes through the other door and congratulates Jorjie. In the pens, K9 is dressed up since Chuckles insists he look the part. K9 will not risk Chuckles fighting and being destroyed. He must protect his new friend. Jorjie searches for evidence. Darius decides there's only one place a criminal like Freddie would hide something: the one place he'd never think to look himself. Jorjie finds a data chip under his bowl of peanuts. Starkey arrives as Jorjie uploads it to Gryffen. They hide under the table as Freddie and Thorne arrive. Freddie tells him about the tax woman who just arrived; she's trouble. As a CCPC closes the door, Thorne asks if he's sure it isn't Jorjie Turner. She has a friend called Darius Pike. They come out from under the table. Thorne tells them not only did he know they were here, he knows everything they have been up to for the past two days; he was setting a trap. Did they think Freddie would believe that Jorjie is a tax woman and Starkey is a robotics expert? He confirms he is working with a known criminal using technology banned by the Department. Thorne announces it's showtime and Freddie addresses the viewers.

K9 is going up against the Pain-Maker. When Darius and Jorjie assure him that K9 will defeat him, Thorne says he hopes so. He knows K9 can regenerate. This is an extremely valuable technology which could be of great benefit to the Department. To secure it, he will force K9 to regenerate. The Pain-Maker is laced with explosive solarmite. After one photon shot by K9, everything outside the bunker will be destroyed except his regeneration unit. The Pain-Maker flashes Boris' handkerchief, angering K9, who prepares to fire. The gang try to warn him but Thorne says he can't hear them. The Pain-Maker attacks K9 but he hovers and evades every assault. K9 refuses to fight him. Starkey notes he is too decent to act the way Thorne would.

Thorne starts the Pain-Maker's self-destruct sequence. It detonates. Thorne orders the CCPCs to recover anything they can find. K9 arrives having escaped the explosion. He explains that although solarmite would damage him, the only explosion capable of destroying him is his self-destruct. Freddie asks when he and Thorne are getting together to build his new arena. Thorne says he was never here. Thorne leaves and Freddie follows him. Darius offers K9 peanuts and he refuses..

Back at the house, Gryffen finds no damage to K9 from the explosion. No one understands how Thorne knows about K9's regeneration unit. K9 suggests Thorne has sources of information beyond what they know about him. Darius comes in with a call for K9 from Chuckles and Boris, who has been rebuilt. They are going back to the circus and he thanks them for shutting down Crashclub.

At the Department Mobile HQ, Thorne speaks with Lomax. He assures him the Department will have no recorded connection with Crashclub. Freddie will take the whole fall. K9 knows of Thorne's intent to take his regeneration technology, which will make acquiring it harder, but not impossible. They will get it and their plans will succeed. Lomax orders him to use all the powers at his disposal. Thorne assures that he intends to.

Cast

• K9 Mark 2 - John Leeson
• Starkey - Keegan Joyce
• Jorjie Turner - Philippa Coulthard
• Darius Pike - Daniel Webber
• Professor Alistair Gryffen - Robert Moloney
• Thorne - Jared Robinsen
• Freddie Maxwell - Gareth Harris
• Chuckles - Remi Broadway
• Boris - Michael Donnet
• Lomax - Peter Kent
• CCPC - Eugen Bekafigo
• CCPC - Jason McNamara
• CCPC - Josh Norbido
• CCPC - Tyler Rostedt

Production crew

• Writer - Jim Noble
• Director - James Bogle
• Producers - Penny Wall, Richard Stewart, Simon Barnes
• Executive producers - Jim Howell, Grant Bradley, Steve Robbins
• Associate producers - Bob Baker, Paul Tams
• Supervising producer - Dale Bradley
• Co-Executive producers - Mark Blythe, Sam Tromans
• Line producer - Pam Collis
• VFX Director - David Napier
• Series Production Designer - Jon Dowding
• Episodic Designer - Adam Head
• New K9 Design by - Paul Tams, Alex Kubalsky
• Series Director of Photography - Ben Nott
• Episodic Director of Photography - Tony O'Loughlan
• Music by - Christopher Elves
• K9 theme music by - Michael Lira
• Editor - Patrick Stewart
• Casting - Faith Martin and associates
• Episodic casting - Lisa Maloney
• Drama/Dialogue coach - Peter Kent
• Story Producer - Greg Walters
• Script Adaption - Michaeley O'Brien
• Production Accountant - Pru Donovan
• 1st Assistant Director - Peter McLennan
• Script Supervisor - Sue Ketchington
• Costume Designer - Joanne Thompson
• Makeup Designer - Sharon Robbins
• Puppeteer - David Pawsey
• Location Manager - Charles Boyle
• Sound Recordist - Ian Grant
• B Camera Operator - Dan Maxwell
• Gaffer - Steve Monk
• Key Grip - Billy Harmer
• Special thanks to - Space Furniture, Shredox, J. Barbour & Sons Ltd, Heath Williams at Firefly Lighting, Videopro
• Safety Supervisor/Stunt Coordinator - Danny Baldwin
• Transport Manager - Alister Ward
• Unit Manager - Graeme Suhr
• Post Production Facility - Cutting Edge Australia
• Head of Post Production - John Lee
• Sound Design - Warren Pearson

References

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Story notes

• This is the first episode of K9 in which June Turner does not appear, although she is mentioned.

Ratings

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Myths

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Filming locations

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Production errors

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Continuity

If you'd like to talk about narrative problems with this story — like plot holes and things that seem to contradict other stories — please go to this episode's discontinuity discussion.

• Thorne says he knows about K9's regeneration unit. (K9TV: Regeneration)
• Robot Clowns previously appeared in DW: The Greatest Show in the Galaxy.

Home video releases

This episode is featured in the following DVD sets:

• Series One complete box set, released in Australia on 29 September 2010. [1]
• K9: Series 1: Volume 2, containing episodes 13–26, released in the UK and US on 18 April 2011. [2], [3]
• K9: Ultimate Collectors Edition, containing the full first series, scheduled for release in the UK on 11 June 2011. [4]

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  Complete Boxset
  (Region 4, Australia)

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  Series 1, Volume 2
  (Region 0, sold in UK and US)

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  "Ultimate Collectors Edition"
  (Region 2, UK)

External links

• TheDoctorWhoSite.co.uk
• Official K9 web site