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==== Chapter One: Important and Exciting Galactic History. Do Not Skip. ==== | ==== Chapter One: Important and Exciting Galactic History. Do Not Skip. ==== | ||
Many problems have happened in the history of [[Mutter's Spiral|the Galaxy]]. A major problem arose with the first major civilisations in the Galaxy, [[Alovia]]. The [[Alovian]]s | Many problems have happened in the history of [[Mutter's Spiral|the Galaxy]]. A major problem arose with the first major civilisations in the Galaxy, [[Alovia]]. The [[Alovian]]s were extremely aggressive and tried taking out their problems on [[potato]]es. However they started attacking each other, which over a few centuries led to interstellar war. The Alovians decided to build an Ultimate Weapon to protect them. To do this they built a [[supercomputer]] called [[Hactar]], a black moon orbiting Alovia, with every organic particle of it being the computer as a whole. Hactar created the [[Supernova Bomb]], a weapon which, when detonated, would connect every major sun and create a giant [[supernova]]. However, when they pressed the button, the bomb did not work. Hactar began to explain that “there was no conceivable consequence of not setting the bomb off that was worse than the known consequence of setting it off”, but before he could continue the Alovians destroyed the computer with missiles. However, the Alovians blew themselves up not much later. | ||
==== Chapter Two: Sandwiches and Outrage ==== | ==== Chapter Two: Sandwiches and Outrage ==== | ||
[[Fourth Doctor|The Doctor]] has taken [[Romana II|Romana]] to a [[cricket]] match at [[Lord's]], much to her surprise. She notes that the humans there have no knowledge of the true significance of cricket. She is confused why they are there as she remembers the Doctor saying the universe would be ending and giving her a tie for the occasion. | [[Fourth Doctor|The Doctor]] has taken [[Romana II|Romana]] to a [[cricket]] match at [[Lord's]], much to her surprise. She notes that the humans there have no knowledge of the true significance of cricket. She is confused why they are there as she remembers the Doctor saying the universe would be ending and giving her a tie for the occasion. | ||
As they exit the [[the Doctor's TARDIS|TARDIS]], they push through an angry crowd. The Doctor notes they are angry because of "race memory”, and they wouldn't know why. Romana persists in asking why they are at a cricket match instead of the end of the universe, while the Doctor says any Englishman would | As they exit the [[the Doctor's TARDIS|TARDIS]], they push through an angry crowd. The Doctor notes they are angry because of "race memory”, and they wouldn't know why. Romana persists in asking why they are at a cricket match instead of the end of the universe, while the Doctor says any Englishman would say those are the same thing. He notes that oddly, cricket seems rather harmless and innocent enough. Romana agrees, as the Doctor explains [[the Ashes]]. As the crowd grows excited, the Doctor suddenly vanishes. | ||
''to be continued'' | ''to be continued'' |