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|writer        = [[Paul Magrs]]
|writer        = Paul Magrs
|cover          = [[Bret M. Herholz]]
|cover          = [[Bret M. Herholz]]
|publisher      = Snowbooks Ltd
|publisher      = Snowbooks Ltd
|release date  = [[1 November (releases)|1 November]] [[2013 (releases)|2013]]
|release date  = 1 November 2013
|format        = Paperback Book, 75 Pages
|format        = Paperback Book, 75 Pages
|isbn          = ISBN 978-1-909679-13-9
|isbn          = ISBN 978-1-909679-13-9
|series        = ''[[Iris Wildthyme (series)|Iris Wildthyme]]''
|series        = ''[[Iris Wildthyme (series)|Iris Wildthyme]]''
|prev          = Iris: Fifteen
|prev          = Iris: Fifteen (anthology)
|next          = Iris Wildthyme of Mars (anthology)
|next          = Iris Wildthyme of Mars (anthology)
|series2        = ''Iris Wildthyme'' (Snowbooks)
|series2        = ''Iris Wildthyme'' (Snowbooks)
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|prev3          = Wildthyme Beyond! (novel)
|prev3          = Wildthyme Beyond! (novel)
|next3          = Iris Wildthyme and the Polythene Terror (novel)
|next3          = Iris Wildthyme and the Polythene Terror (novel)
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'''''From Wildthyme with Love''''' was a novel written by [[Paul Magrs]] and released to coincide with the 50th anniversary of ''[[Doctor Who]]''. The novel was written as a correspondence of 50 letters between [[Iris Wildthyme]] and [[Panda]], each of them parodying at least one ''Doctor Who'' story. It contained a variety of references to Magrs' previous work, both for the ''Doctor Who'' franchise and independent of the ''Doctor Who'' franchise.
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'''''From Wildthyme with Love''''' was a novel written by [[Paul Magrs]] and released to coincide with the 50th anniversary of ''[[Doctor Who (TV series)|Doctor Who]]''. The novel was written as a correspondence of 50 letters between [[Iris Wildthyme]] and [[Panda]], each of them parodying at least one ''Doctor Who'' story. It contained a variety of references to Magrs' previous work, both for the ''Doctor Who'' franchise and independent of the ''Doctor Who'' franchise.


== Publisher's summary ==
== Publisher's summary ==
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== Plot ==
== Plot ==
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=== 1 ===
[[Iris Wildthyme]] finds herself on [[Dead planet (From Wildthyme with Love)|a dead planet]] having followed [[Panda]]'s suggestion that it would be host to a "Bring-a-Bottle" party. Having made her way through the [[petrified jungle|petrified forest]] she bangs on the door to the address that Panda had given her, but to no reply. Frustrated, Iris drinks the alcohol she had brought by herself before eventually stumbling upon a group of [[Blond fella (From Wildthyme with Love)|blond fella]]s with whom she parties before they help her find her way back to [[Celestial Omnibus|her bus]]. Iris questions whether Panda borrowed her [[Time Scrunchy]].
[[Iris Wildthyme]] finds herself on [[Dead planet (From Wildthyme with Love)|a dead planet]] having followed [[Panda]]'s suggestion that it would be host to a "Bring-a-Bottle" party. Having made her way through the [[petrified jungle|petrified forest]] she bangs on the door to the address that Panda had given her, but to no reply. Frustrated, Iris drinks the alcohol she had brought by herself before eventually stumbling upon a group of [[Blond fella (From Wildthyme with Love)|blond fellas]] with whom she parties before they help her find her way back to [[Celestial Omnibus|her bus]]. Iris questions whether Panda borrowed her [[Time Scrunchy]].


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In an attempt to meet with Panda, Iris sets her coordinates for Paris but ends up going off kilter within [[the Maelstrom]]. She finds herself within a [[Space city (From Wildthyme with Love)|Space city]] surrounded by a jungle of [[Flesh-eating plants (From Wildthyme with Love)|flesh-eating flaming plants]]. In the bar Iris witnesses a conference between space delegates including; one in a jumpsuit with covered in [[Chocolate chip|chocolate chip ]]cookies, one that looked like a malevolent Christmas tree, and the [[Prime Minister of the Solar System]]. The meeting was apparently for a clandestine rendezvous with evil alien robots from another galaxy.
In an attempt to meet with Panda, Iris sets her coordinates for Paris but ends up going off kilter within [[the Maelstrom]]. She finds herself within a [[Space city (From Wildthyme with Love)|Space city]] surrounded by a jungle of [[Flesh-eating plants (From Wildthyme with Love)|flesh-eating flaming plants]]. In the bar Iris witnesses a conference between space delegates including; one in a jumpsuit with covered in [[Chocolate chip|chocolate chip cookies]], one that looked like a malevolent Christmas tree, and the [[Prime Minister of the Solar System]]. The meeting was apparently for a clandestine rendezvous with evil alien robots from another galaxy.


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Iris is in a [[hospital (From Wildthyme with Love)|hospital]] on [[Holby Space City]] after being infected by a [[lurgy]]. She meets a "[[Professor (From Wildthyme with Love)|nice Professor]]" and [[PAND-R]], a [[robot]]ic [[companion]] of his own invention. To cure Iris, she, the Professor, and PAND-R [[clone|clone themselves]], [[Miniaturisation|shrink themselves]], and go on a "Fantastic Journey all through [Iris'] insides". They find the source of the problem, a [[The Swarm (The Invisible Enemy)|giant prawn]], which Iris suspects she ate in a [[sandwich]] from a "dodgy [[motorway services (From Wildthyme with Love)|motorway services]]". The giant prawn is defeated, but in order to expel the clones from Iris' body, they use [[colonics]], much to Iris' displeasure.
 
The Professor has a new post on [[Earth]], and he can't take PAND-R with him, so PAND-R becomes Iris companion.
 
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Iris wonders how her current adventure in the past could be categorized. She ponders that it may be a "Pure Historical" or a "Celebrity Historical", but when King John turns out to be a cyborg from the future she is sure that her adventure was a "Pseudo-Historical".
 
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[[Iris Wildthyme]] opines that [[the Penultimate Question]] is always "Where's the bar?", and that [[Flirting|the ''Ultimate'' Question is "What's yours, lovey?"]]. She isn't at all looking forward to becoming the [[Jane Fonda]] Iris with whom Panda is travelling, who might have a icer figure than her but seems to be "a proper moaner".
[[Iris Wildthyme]] opines that [[the Penultimate Question]] is always "Where's the bar?", and that [[Flirting|the ''Ultimate'' Question is "What's yours, lovey?"]]. She isn't at all looking forward to becoming the [[Jane Fonda]] Iris with whom Panda is travelling, who might have a icer figure than her but seems to be "a proper moaner".


Iris reports that for her part, she is "at the [[Earth]]'s [[core]]". There, she has met some [[reptile person|reptile people]] who are upset that [[Human|the Ape Primitives]] have stolen their [[planet]], as well as a "[[dashing old gentleman (From Wildthyme with Love)|dashing old gentleman]]" who has a faint resemblance to [[Peter Cushing (Peaceful Thals Ambushed!)|Peter Cushing]]. Noting that [[MIAOW]] seem intent on committing [[genocide]] on the reptile people, she ends her letter there.
Iris reports that for her part, she is "at the [[Earth]]'s [[core]]". There, she has met some [[reptile person|reptile people]] who are upset that [[Human|the Ape Primitives]] have stolen their [[planet]], as well as a "[[Abner Perry|dashing old gentleman]]" who has a faint resemblance to [[Peter Cushing (in-universe)|Peter Cushing]]. Noting that [[MIAOW]] seem intent on committing [[genocide]] on the reptile people, she ends her letter there.


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An exicted [[Panda]] promises to come right away via [[skate]]s.
An excited [[Panda]] promises to come right away via [[skate]]s.
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[[Iris Wildthyme|Iris]] writes [[Panda]] one last letter (despite their now being in the same place that says simply: "HURRAY FOR US!".
[[Iris Wildthyme|Iris]] writes [[Panda]] one last letter (despite their now being in the same place) that says simply: "HURRAY FOR US!".
 
== Characters ==
== Characters ==
* [[Iris Wildthyme]]
* [[Iris Wildthyme]]
* [[Panda]]
* [[Panda]]
* [[Blond fella]]s
* [[Blond fella]]s
* [[Classy lady (From Wildthyme with Love (novel)|Classy lady]]
* [[Classy lady (From Wildthyme with Love)|Classy lady]]
* [[Sara Kingdom|Someone who looked like the one off ''Upstairs, Downstairs'']]
* [[Sara Kingdom|Someone who looked like the one off ''Upstairs, Downstairs'']]
* [[Jean Marsh (From Wildthyme with Love)|The one off ''Upstairs, Downstairs'']]
* [[Jean Marsh (From Wildthyme with Love)|The one off ''Upstairs, Downstairs'']]
* [[Rudy Valentino]]
* [[Rudy Valentino]]
* [[First Doctor|Someone who was doing a toast through the Fourth Wall]]
* [[First Doctor|Someone who was doing a toast through the Fourth Wall]]
* [[Peter Cushing (Peaceful Thals Ambushed!)|Peter Cushing]]
* [[Peter Cushing (in-universe)|Peter Cushing]]
* [[Dashing old gentleman (From Wildthyme with Love)|Dashing old gentleman]]
* [[Abner Perry|Dashing old gentleman]]
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''more to be added''


== References ==
== Worldbuilding ==
* Panda travels through time using a [[Time Scrunchy]].
* Panda travels through time using a [[Time Scrunchy]].
* Panda communicates with his previous self through [[Skype]].
* Panda communicates with his previous self through [[Skype]].
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* Iris picks up a canteen of cutlery from [[John Lewis]].
* Iris picks up a canteen of cutlery from [[John Lewis]].
* Iris winds up joining "[[Pan's People]]", made up of [[Sisterhood of Karn|a group of women who live in caves]] and sing "[[Sacred Flame|Sacred Fire, Sacred Flame]]!".
* Iris winds up joining "[[Pan's People]]", made up of [[Sisterhood of Karn|a group of women who live in caves]] and sing "[[Sacred Flame|Sacred Fire, Sacred Flame]]!".
* Iris holds a party in [[Hobbe's End]] which [[Jenny Winterleaf]], [[Barbra]], [[Mida Slike]], [[Thomas Daley|Tom]], [[Fitzwilliam Darcy||Mr Darcy]], [[Heathcliff]], [[Noël Coward]], [[Marlene Dietrich]], [[Blonde fella|those blonde alien boys with the blue eye shadow]], [[Dusty Springfield]], [[Jean Marsh (From Wildthyme with Love)|the girl from "Upstairs Downstairs"]], [[Robin Hood]], [[Zenith (The Albino's Shadow)|Zenith the Albino]], [[Catweazle]] and [[Erato|his giant green ball bag]], [[Heidi Scarlioni|the Parisian Countess]], [[Blakey]] from "[[On the Buses]]", Cagney and Lacey, [[Face of Boe|the giant head of Mr Derek from the Year 5 Billion]], several [[Synthetic Man|synthetic men]], the [[Cosmic Puppet Master]], [[Fox Soames|Fox]] and [[Magda Soames]], [[Kristoff Alucard]], [[George Challenger|Professor Challenger]], Mrs [[Hudson (All-Consuming Fire)|Hudson]], Doctor [[Van Helsing]], the [[King of Spin-Off Fiction]], [[Vince Cosmos]], [[Poppy Munday]], [[Fenella Wibbsey|Mrs Wibbsey]], [[Mehendri Solon|the Organ Thief]], [[Condo|his hunchbacked boyfriend]], [[Pan's People]], [[T.S. Eliot]], [[Ngaio Marsh]] and her giant wasp, [[Peter Cushing (Peaceful Thals Ambushed!)|Peter Cushing]], [[Brenda]] and [[Effie Jacobs|Effie]], [[Samantha (From Wildthyme with Love)|Samantha the Gestalt Entity]], [[PAND-R]], [[Marco Polo]], [[Mrs Claus]] and all her [[elf|elves]], and someone who looks a lot like [[Nerys Hughes]] all attend.
* Iris holds a party in [[Hobbe's End]] which [[Jenny Winterleaf]], [[Barbra]], [[Mida Slike]], [[Thomas Daley|Tom]], [[Fitzwilliam Darcy|Mr Darcy]], [[Heathcliff]], [[Noël Coward]], [[Marlene Dietrich]], [[Blonde fella|those blonde alien boys with the blue eye shadow]], [[Dusty Springfield]], [[Jean Marsh (From Wildthyme with Love)|the girl from "Upstairs Downstairs"]], [[Robin Hood]], [[Zenith (The Albino's Shadow)|Zenith the Albino]], [[Catweazle]] and [[Erato|his giant green ball bag]], [[Heidi Scarlioni|the Parisian Countess]], [[Blakey]] from "[[On the Buses]]", Cagney and Lacey, [[Face of Boe|the giant head of Mr Derek from the Year 5 Billion]], several [[Synthetic Man|synthetic men]], the [[Cosmic Puppet Master]], [[Fox Soames|Fox]] and [[Magda Soames]], [[Kristoff Alucard]], [[George Challenger|Professor Challenger]], Mrs [[Hudson (All-Consuming Fire)|Hudson]], Doctor [[Van Helsing]], the [[King of Spin-Off Fiction]], [[Vince Cosmos]], [[Poppy Munday]], [[Fenella Wibbsey|Mrs Wibbsey]], [[Mehendri Solon|the Organ Thief]], [[Condo|his hunchbacked boyfriend]], [[Pan's People]], [[T.S. Eliot]], [[Ngaio Marsh]] and her giant wasp, [[Peter Cushing (in-universe)|Peter Cushing]], [[Brenda]] and [[Effie Jacobs|Effie]], [[Samantha (From Wildthyme with Love)|Samantha the Gestalt Entity]], [[PAND-R]], [[Marco Polo]], [[Mrs Claus]] and all her [[elf|elves]], and someone who looks a lot like [[Nerys Hughes]] all attend.
* Iris meets a lot of [[blond fella]]s who live in the woods together; they "wear a shocking amount of blue eyeshadow and not a lot else".
* Iris meets a lot of [[blond fella]]s who live in the woods together; they "wear a shocking amount of blue eyeshadow and not a lot else".


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* The story is written as a series of letters between Iris and Panda, each of which details one or the other's involvement in events bearing a strong resemblance to a televised episode of ''[[Doctor Who]]''.
* The story is written as a series of letters between Iris and Panda, each of which details one or the other's involvement in events bearing a strong resemblance to a televised episode of ''[[Doctor Who]]''.
* The description of the "blond fellas" (implied to be the [[Thal]]s) as wearing a lot of blue eyeshadow references their appearance in the feature film ''[[Dr. Who and the Daleks (theatrical film)|Dr. Who and the Daleks]]'', more than any of their appearances in televised ''Who''.
* The description of the "blond fellas" (implied to be the [[Thal]]s) as wearing a lot of blue eyeshadow references their appearance in the feature film ''[[Dr. Who and the Daleks (theatrical film)|Dr. Who and the Daleks]]'', more than any of their appearances in televised ''Who''.
* While "at the Earth's core", Iris encounters [[Silurian|reptile people]] angry at the apes who took over their planet (implied to be the [[Silurian]]s), but also a "lovely dashing older gentleman" who is said to resemble [[Peter Cushing (Peaceful Thals Ambushed!)|Peter Cushing]].
* While "at the Earth's core", Iris encounters [[Silurian|reptile people]] angry at the apes who took over their planet (implied to be the [[Silurian]]s), but also a "lovely dashing older gentleman" who is said to resemble [[Peter Cushing (in-universe)|Peter Cushing]].
* This story is one of many which blurs the distinction between the {{Manning|n=incarnation of Iris Wildthyme played by Katy Manning}} and the {{Reid|n=incarnation of Iris Wildthyme who resembles Beryl Reid}}.
* This story is one of many which blurs the distinction between the {{Manning|n=incarnation of Iris Wildthyme played by Katy Manning}} and the {{Reid|n=incarnation of Iris Wildthyme who resembles Beryl Reid}}.


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* Iris goes on a road trip with [[Marco Polo]], as part of his harem. ([[TV]]: ''[[Marco Polo (TV story)|Marco Polo]]'')
* Iris goes on a road trip with [[Marco Polo]], as part of his harem. ([[TV]]: ''[[Marco Polo (TV story)|Marco Polo]]'')
* Panda becomes involved with two old lesbians and a Neolithic stone circle in [[1978]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Stones of Blood (TV story)|The Stones of Blood]]'')
* Panda becomes involved with two old lesbians and a Neolithic stone circle in [[1978]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Stones of Blood (TV story)|The Stones of Blood]]'')
* With the help of a [[Frederick Marius|Professor]], Iris sends a shrunk-down clone of herself into her brain to battle a [[The Swarm (The Invisible Enemy)|possibly alien prawn]]. She takes [[PAND-R]] with her when she leaves. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Invisible Enemy (TV story)|The Invisible Enemy]]'')
* With the help of a [[Professor (From Wildthyme with Love)|Professor]], Iris sends a shrunk-down clone of herself into her brain to battle a [[The Swarm (The Invisible Enemy)|possibly alien prawn]]. She takes [[PAND-R]] with her when she leaves. The [[Fourth Doctor]] experienced a very similar, but distinct, adventure where he met [[Frederick Marius|Prof Marius]], battled [[the Swarm (The Invisible Enemy)|the Swarm]], and left with [[K9 Mark I|K9]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Invisible Enemy (TV story)|The Invisible Enemy]]'')
* Panda's Time Scrunchy is intercepted by Iris's mysterious superiors, who put him on trial and try to make him do a DVD commentary for episodes of his own life. The same thing once happened to Iris. ([[TV]]: ''[[Season 23|The Trial of a Time Lord]]'')
* Panda's Time Scrunchy is intercepted by Iris's mysterious superiors, who put him on trial and try to make him do a DVD commentary for episodes of his own life. The same thing once happened to Iris. ([[TV]]: ''[[Season 23 (Doctor Who 1963)|The Trial of a Time Lord]]'')
* Panda visits the [[Tim War]], which is going to be closed off to the public soon. ([[TV]]: ''[[Rose (TV story)|Rose]]'', et al.)
* Panda visits the [[Tim War]], which is going to be closed off to the public soon. ([[TV]]: ''[[Rose (TV story)|Rose]]'', et al.)
* Iris and PAND-R visit the [[Great City of the Exxilons|Living City of the Sexxilons]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[Death to the Daleks (TV story)|Death to the Daleks]]'')
* Iris and PAND-R visit the [[Great City of the Exxilons|Living City of the Sexxilons]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[Death to the Daleks (TV story)|Death to the Daleks]]'')
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* Iris's mysterious superiors try to make Panda their Supreme Being, but he escapes with an Iris who looks like Jane Fonda ([[TV]]: ''[[The Five Doctors (TV story)|The Five Doctors]]'', [[PROSE]]: ''[[Femme Fatale (short story)|Femme Fatale]]'')
* Iris's mysterious superiors try to make Panda their Supreme Being, but he escapes with an Iris who looks like Jane Fonda ([[TV]]: ''[[The Five Doctors (TV story)|The Five Doctors]]'', [[PROSE]]: ''[[Femme Fatale (short story)|Femme Fatale]]'')
* PAND-R takes Iris to a world where the Synthetic Men sleep in underground sarcophagi. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Tomb of the Cybermen (TV story)|The Tomb of the Cybermen]]'')
* PAND-R takes Iris to a world where the Synthetic Men sleep in underground sarcophagi. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Tomb of the Cybermen (TV story)|The Tomb of the Cybermen]]'')
* Panda and the other Iris are put through "lethal, dreamlike scenarios" by the [[Celestial Toymaker|Cosmic Puppet Master]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Celestial Toymaker (TV story)|The Celestial Toymaker]]'')
* Panda and the other Iris are put through "lethal, dreamlike scenarios" by the [[The Toymaker|Cosmic Puppet Master]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Celestial Toymaker (TV story)|The Celestial Toymaker]]'')
* Panda and the other Iris investigate the origins of alternate universe Synthetic Men. ([[TV]]: ''[[Rise of the Cybermen (TV story)|Rise of the Cybermen]]'' / ''[[The Age of Steel (TV story)|The Age of Steel]]'')
* Panda and the other Iris investigate the origins of alternate universe Synthetic Men. ([[TV]]: ''[[Rise of the Cybermen (TV story)|Rise of the Cybermen]]'' / ''[[The Age of Steel (TV story)|The Age of Steel]]'')
* Panda has a space adventure where a very dirty spaceship is falling into the sun in a race against time. ([[TV]]: ''[[42 (TV story)|42]]'')
* Panda has a space adventure where a very dirty spaceship is falling into the sun in a race against time. ([[TV]]: ''[[42 (TV story)|42]]'')
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From Wildthyme with Love was a novel written by Paul Magrs and released to coincide with the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who. The novel was written as a correspondence of 50 letters between Iris Wildthyme and Panda, each of them parodying at least one Doctor Who story. It contained a variety of references to Magrs' previous work, both for the Doctor Who franchise and independent of the Doctor Who franchise.

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Panda lovey,

This is the last time I ever listen to you.

Bloody hell!

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Iris Wildthyme finds herself on a dead planet having followed Panda's suggestion that it would be host to a "Bring-a-Bottle" party. Having made her way through the petrified forest she bangs on the door to the address that Panda had given her, but to no reply. Frustrated, Iris drinks the alcohol she had brought by herself before eventually stumbling upon a group of blond fellas with whom she parties before they help her find her way back to her bus. Iris questions whether Panda borrowed her Time Scrunchy.

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Meanwhile, Panda has made his way to 1979 Paris with Iris' Time Scrunchy. He meets with a classy lady who, feeling neglected by her husband, invites him to her luxury apartment in the Marais for the evening.

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In an attempt to meet with Panda, Iris sets her coordinates for Paris but ends up going off kilter within the Maelstrom. She finds herself within a Space city surrounded by a jungle of flesh-eating flaming plants. In the bar Iris witnesses a conference between space delegates including; one in a jumpsuit with covered in chocolate chip cookies, one that looked like a malevolent Christmas tree, and the Prime Minister of the Solar System. The meeting was apparently for a clandestine rendezvous with evil alien robots from another galaxy.

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Iris writes that earlier she had just spent her Christmas locked up in "the slammer" with someone who looked like the girl off Upstairs, Downstairs who mentions that "this one has been junked", then Iris had pulled out some sherry and the next thing she remembered that she had been running around like "they were in some silent movie", before passing out. She remembered waking up later as someone had just done a toast through the Fourth Wall, which Iris had subsequently escaped through. Ending her letter, Iris wishes that she and Panda could find themselves in the same Special Festive Episode next year.

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Iris is in a hospital on Holby Space City after being infected by a lurgy. She meets a "nice Professor" and PAND-R, a robotic companion of his own invention. To cure Iris, she, the Professor, and PAND-R clone themselves, shrink themselves, and go on a "Fantastic Journey all through [Iris'] insides". They find the source of the problem, a giant prawn, which Iris suspects she ate in a sandwich from a "dodgy motorway services". The giant prawn is defeated, but in order to expel the clones from Iris' body, they use colonics, much to Iris' displeasure.

The Professor has a new post on Earth, and he can't take PAND-R with him, so PAND-R becomes Iris companion.

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Iris wonders how her current adventure in the past could be categorized. She ponders that it may be a "Pure Historical" or a "Celebrity Historical", but when King John turns out to be a cyborg from the future she is sure that her adventure was a "Pseudo-Historical".

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Iris Wildthyme opines that the Penultimate Question is always "Where's the bar?", and that the Ultimate Question is "What's yours, lovey?". She isn't at all looking forward to becoming the Jane Fonda Iris with whom Panda is travelling, who might have a icer figure than her but seems to be "a proper moaner".

Iris reports that for her part, she is "at the Earth's core". There, she has met some reptile people who are upset that the Ape Primitives have stolen their planet, as well as a "dashing old gentleman" who has a faint resemblance to Peter Cushing. Noting that MIAOW seem intent on committing genocide on the reptile people, she ends her letter there.

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An excited Panda promises to come right away via skates.

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Iris writes Panda one last letter (despite their now being in the same place) that says simply: "HURRAY FOR US!".

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  • From Wildthyme With Love at Snowbooks[1]