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'''''The Pitch of Fear''''' was a comedy sketch written by [[Mark Gatiss]], which parodies the initial pitch meeting for ''[[Doctor Who]]''.
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'''''The Pitch of Fear''''' was a comedy sketch parodying the pitch meeting for, and initial 26-year run of, ''[[Doctor Who]]''.


It stars Gatiss, [[David Walliams]], and [[Paul Putner]].
== Plot ==
"[[BBC]] HQ [[1963]]"


Alongside ''[[The Web of Caves]]'' and ''[[The Kidnappers]]'', it was the first of three sketches first broadcast as part of [[BBC Two]]'s ''[[Doctor Who Night (1999)|Doctor Who Night]]'' on [[13th November]] [[1999]].  
Mr Borusa sees [[Muffin the Mule (character)|Muffin the Mule]] out of his office, declaring that "I'm sorry too". He then thanks [[Sydney Newman (Stop, Thief!)|Sydney]] for coming, who delivers his pitch for a series Borusa mistakenly pronounces "[[Doctor Who|Drwhoo]]".
 
Sydney then discusses his idea, about a "man who can travel anywhere in [[space]] and [[time]]", only for Borusa to ask if it's a game show. He seems disheartened when discovering it is in fact [[science fiction]], and believes that the idea of [[the TARDIS]] being [[bigger on the inside]] "has been done". Sydney continues however, whilst Borusa uninterestedly listens until it is described as a "family show".
 
After some thought, Sydney says that he envisages the show to run for "26 years", and has it all worked out, describing the Doctor's first three incarnations as a "crotchety old man", a "cosmic hobo" and a "dashing dandy", who can be played by [[Jon Pertwee]] who becomes available in [[1970]], but must be released by [[1974]], due to ''[[Worzel Gummidge]]''.
 
Describing the Doctor's costume, Sydney states that it must be "exactly right", but after that, "anything goes", confirming to Borusa that it will spoil the mystery, and so suggest question marks on his lapels. This also makes him think of a knock knock joke, which Sydney does not get.
 
Whilst thinking of suitable actors, Borusa begins humming to himself, and calls in a man who knocks on the door, and then drums his fingers on Borusa's desk. All of this forms the [[Doctor Who theme|theme tune for ''Doctor Who'']].
 
== Cast ==
* Mr. [[Borusa (The Pitch of Fear)|Borusa]] - [[Mark Gatiss]] (uncredited)
* [[Sydney Newman (Stop, Thief!)|Sydney]] - [[David Walliams]] (uncredited)
* [[Man with clipboard (The Pitch of Fear)|Man with clipboard]] - [[Paul Putner]] (uncredited)
 
== Crew ==
* [[Writer]]s - [[Mark Gatiss]] and [[David Walliams]]
* [[Director (crew)|Director]] - [[Mark Mylod]]
 
== Worldbuilding ==
=== Individuals ===
* At the beginning of the sketch, Mr Borusa is showing [[Muffin the Mule]] out of his office.
* Mr Borusa has a [[BAFTA]] award behind his desk.
* Mr Borusa mentions they're looking for a show to go between the football results and ''[[Juke Box Jury]]''.
 
=== Food and beverages ===
* Mr Borusa and Sydney both drink [[whisky]].
 
== Story notes ==
* This was the first of three sketches produced for [[BBC Two]]'s ''[[Doctor Who Night (1999)|Doctor Who Night]]'', alongside ''[[The Web of Caves]]'' and ''[[The Kidnappers]]''.
* Paul Putner's character is never named during the sketch, and so his credit here as "Man with Clipboard" is purely descriptive.
* The initial broadcast of the sketch featured a line in which Sydney stated that towards the end of the classic series, they could just get ''"any old f*cker with an equity card" ''to play the Doctor. Mark Gatiss is stated to have regretted this line as soon as he saw it broadcast, and allowed the sketch to be included on ''[[The Beginning (DVD box set)|The Beginning]]'' DVD set on the condition that the exchange be cut.
* The name Borusa is obviously a reference to the [[Time Lord]] of the [[Borusa|same name]]. Likewise Sydney is a reference to [[Sydney Newman]].
 
== Home video releases ==
All three ''[[Doctor Who Night (1999)|Doctor Who Night]]'' sketches, along with ''[[The Corridor Sketch]]'', starring [[Nicholas Briggs]], were released as a special feature on the ''[[An Unearthly Child (TV story)|An Unearthly Child]]'' disc of the DVD box-set, ''[[The Beginning (DVD box set)|The Beginning]]''.
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All three sketches were later released as a special feature on Disc One of the [[DVD]] box-set, ''[[The Beginning]]''.
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The Pitch of Fear was a comedy sketch parodying the pitch meeting for, and initial 26-year run of, Doctor Who.

Plot[[edit] | [edit source]]

"BBC HQ 1963"

Mr Borusa sees Muffin the Mule out of his office, declaring that "I'm sorry too". He then thanks Sydney for coming, who delivers his pitch for a series Borusa mistakenly pronounces "Drwhoo".

Sydney then discusses his idea, about a "man who can travel anywhere in space and time", only for Borusa to ask if it's a game show. He seems disheartened when discovering it is in fact science fiction, and believes that the idea of the TARDIS being bigger on the inside "has been done". Sydney continues however, whilst Borusa uninterestedly listens until it is described as a "family show".

After some thought, Sydney says that he envisages the show to run for "26 years", and has it all worked out, describing the Doctor's first three incarnations as a "crotchety old man", a "cosmic hobo" and a "dashing dandy", who can be played by Jon Pertwee who becomes available in 1970, but must be released by 1974, due to Worzel Gummidge.

Describing the Doctor's costume, Sydney states that it must be "exactly right", but after that, "anything goes", confirming to Borusa that it will spoil the mystery, and so suggest question marks on his lapels. This also makes him think of a knock knock joke, which Sydney does not get.

Whilst thinking of suitable actors, Borusa begins humming to himself, and calls in a man who knocks on the door, and then drums his fingers on Borusa's desk. All of this forms the theme tune for Doctor Who.

Cast[[edit] | [edit source]]

Crew[[edit] | [edit source]]

Worldbuilding[[edit] | [edit source]]

Individuals[[edit] | [edit source]]

  • At the beginning of the sketch, Mr Borusa is showing Muffin the Mule out of his office.
  • Mr Borusa has a BAFTA award behind his desk.
  • Mr Borusa mentions they're looking for a show to go between the football results and Juke Box Jury.

Food and beverages[[edit] | [edit source]]

  • Mr Borusa and Sydney both drink whisky.

Story notes[[edit] | [edit source]]

  • This was the first of three sketches produced for BBC Two's Doctor Who Night, alongside The Web of Caves and The Kidnappers.
  • Paul Putner's character is never named during the sketch, and so his credit here as "Man with Clipboard" is purely descriptive.
  • The initial broadcast of the sketch featured a line in which Sydney stated that towards the end of the classic series, they could just get "any old f*cker with an equity card" to play the Doctor. Mark Gatiss is stated to have regretted this line as soon as he saw it broadcast, and allowed the sketch to be included on The Beginning DVD set on the condition that the exchange be cut.
  • The name Borusa is obviously a reference to the Time Lord of the same name. Likewise Sydney is a reference to Sydney Newman.

Home video releases[[edit] | [edit source]]

All three Doctor Who Night sketches, along with The Corridor Sketch, starring Nicholas Briggs, were released as a special feature on the An Unearthly Child disc of the DVD box-set, The Beginning.