Jo Is Making a Thing

"Jo Is Making a Thing" was a song sung by the Scorchies when Jo Grant was making crafts during their TV show. They later sang a reprise of it as Jo and Professor Baffle attempted to counteract the Doctor's attack. (AUDIO: The Scorchies ^[+]Loading...["The Scorchies (audio story)"])

Original lyrics

Jo is making a thing,
It's got lights that flash and go bing!
Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,
Jo, making a thing.

Jo is making a thing,
Press a button to eat like a king!
Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,
Jo, making a thing.

Because it's child's play,
To make a Souffle.
All you need is a little time.
Make it! Bake it!
Chocolate shake it!
It'll make it really sublime!
Here's an eye-full,
Of a Trifle!
Cookin' up a jelly surprise.
Because Jo is making a thing.

Jo is making a thing,
Can we watch it fizzle and zing?
Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,
Jo, making a thing.

So, an a Monday,
We'll make a Flambe!
And it lasts for nearly a week!
A cheesy omelette,
Can make you forget,
If you're feeling less than magnifique!
I can do it!
Cordon Bleu it!
It's not much of a culinary trial
Because Jo is making a thing!

Jo is making a thing!
It's got lights that flash and go bing!
What a lovely thing to sing about!
What a lovely thing to spring about!
What a lovely highland fling about!
Jo making a thing!
Yeah!

Reprise lyrics

Jo is making a thing,
It's held together with a piece of string!
Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,
Jo, making a thing.

Jo is making a thing,
Let's hope it goes with a swing!
Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,
Jo, making a thing.

So, take a Felt Tip,
With a Firm Grip,
And Scribble in your Colouring Book.
Take a fork and,
A cork in your hand!
And swing it round like a Grappling Hook!
We make it so cool,
Here at our Play-School,
Cut out the Gobbledy-Gook!
Because Jo is making a thing.

Jo is making a thing,
C'mon everyone let us sing!
It's a lovely thing to sing about!
Jo, making a thing.

Yes, she's making a thing!
Steppin' out of our Hot Spring!
What a lovely thing to sing about!
We're giving mayhem a death to fling about!
Give a chew on a teething ring about!
Jo making a thing!