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{{Infobox Individual | {{Infobox Individual | ||
|main alias = | |main alias = Vincent Albert Smedley, Albert Smedley, Vincent Elven Wishbone | ||
|image = Vince Cosmos.jpg | |image = Vince Cosmos.jpg | ||
|species = | |species = | ||
|origin = [[ | |origin = [[Glam]] | ||
|job = Musician | |job = Musician | ||
|job2 = detective | |job2 = detective | ||
|affiliation = | |affiliation = Glister (The Delightful Bag) {{!}} Mr "Chuckles" Glister | ||
|first | |affiliation2 = Arthur Korns | ||
|appearances = {{ | |affiliation3 = Poppy Munday | ||
|adoptive father = Albert Thomas Smedley | |||
|adoptive mother = Gladys Irene Smedley | |||
|first cs = Enter Wildthyme (novel) | |||
|appearances = {{appears}} | |||
|voice actor = Julian Rhind-Tutt | |voice actor = Julian Rhind-Tutt | ||
|other voice actor = | |other voice actor = | ||
}} | }} | ||
'''Vince Cosmos''' was a [[ | {{Works of Vince Cosmos}} | ||
'''Vincent Aloysius Cosmos''', more simply known as '''Vince Cosmos''', was a [[Glam Rocker]] from the planet [[Glam]]. He was also secretly a [[detective]], fighting [[Martian (Enter Wildthyme)|Martian]] infiltrators on [[Earth]] with the help of his personal assistant [[Poppy Munday]] and Mr [[Glister (The Delightful Bag)|"Chuckles" Glister]]. | |||
== | == Biography == | ||
=== Early life === | |||
Vince was born on Glam, ([[AUDIO]]: {{cs|Vince Cosmos: Glam Rock Detective (audio story)}}) but was believed on Earth to be born in [[London|South London]] in [[1948]], to [[Albert Thomas Smedley]] and [[Gladys Irene Smedley]]. At that time, he was known as "'''Vincent Albert Smedley'''". He was raised in [[Hammersmith]] ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Biography (VC short story)}}) and then in [[Dulwich|East Dulwich]] ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Biography (VC short story)}}, [[AUDIO]]: {{cs|Vince Cosmos: Glam Rock Detective (audio story)}}) after the [[death]] of his father. He was, as a child, known to be a dreamer who didn't have much going for him academically. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Biography (VC short story)}}) | |||
=== Music career === | |||
Despite this, he got a job in the [[advertising department]] of a local [[newspaper]], and in his free time, he performed in several [[band]]s, including [[The Scooters]] and [[Multiverse (band)|Multiverse]]. He tried to get into showbusiness with [[BBC television]], but failed. | |||
Later, going by the name "'''Vincent Elven Wishbone'''", he tried to make songs that used the "[[hippie]] sound", and he released an [[Mr Parley-Chin|album]] based on the works of [[J. R. R. Tolkien]], but when Tolkien denied Vince the rights to his works, Vince had to rework many of the songs. During the late [[1960s]], Vince took refuge in many [[pub]] bands. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Biography (VC short story)}}) | |||
In [[ | ==== As "Vince Cosmos" ==== | ||
In [[1971]], Vince signed up with [[Hell for Leather Promotions]], and the "notorious" [[Arthur Korns]] became his manager. At this time, he was now known as "Vince Cosmos", and soon he had a series of powerful dreams in which the [[Galactic Godhead]] spoke and dictated the lyrics of Vince's songs. He then released an album of space themed songs ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Biography (VC short story)}}) in [[1972]]. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Hang onto Yourself (short story)}}) | |||
This gave way to the "invention" of [[Glam Rock]], and Vince let go of his previous band, [[The Extraneous Organs]], and replaced them with a new band, [[The Sky Rockets in Flight]], and together, they released an album called [[Those Crazy Martian Cats]]. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Biography (VC short story)}}) | |||
On [[May Day]] of 1972, Vince and his personal assistant [[Poppy Munday]] attended a party at [[Hobbe's End]] hosted by {{Manning}}, along with a number of other celebrities. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|From Wildthyme with Love (novel)}}) | |||
Vince quickly became a household name, in part for his outrageous [[outfit]]s and persona, but his popularity also lead several [[assassination]] attempts. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Biography (VC short story)}}) | |||
It was believed that one such attempt was when he suffered from a near-fatal [[shooting]] at the [[Hammersmith Odeon]], ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Biography (VC short story)}}) in either 1972 ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Timothy Bold Interviews Vince Cosmos (short story)}}) or [[July]] [[1973]]. The truth of the assassination actually involved a pair of [[Martian Time Agents]] who were sent to assassinate Vince by [[Anthony Marvelle]], but this was foiled when [[Simon (Enter Wildthyme)|Simon]] and [[Panda]] warned Vince of the imminent attack, and Panda scared off the Martians due to there being an ancient [[legend]] of a panda who arrived in a [[Celestial Omnibus|scarlet chariot]] on [[Mars]]. Later, Vince invited Simon and Panda to an after party in gratitude. However, according to this account, these events were in an [[Alternate timeline (Enter Wildthyme)|alternate reality]], and that in [[N-Space|Simon's universe]], this was the final retirement performance of Vince Cosmos. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Enter Wildthyme (novel)}}) Another assassination attempt on Vince's life was supposed to happen while Vince was performing in front of [[Princess Margaret]], ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Biography (VC short story)}}) in the [[Royal Variety]]. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Timothy Bold Interviews Vince Cosmos (short story)}}) However, the explosives only went off after everybody left. Vince began making public statements about the existence of [[Meercock|Martians]] and the dangers they presented, but these were dismissed as everybody believed that Vince was becoming [[paranoia|paranoid]] and was failing to distinguish fact from fiction. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Biography (VC short story)}}) | |||
On [[22 August]] 1972, Vince was interviewed by [[Timothy Bold]] on the [[Radio One]] series ''[[Listen to the Stars!]]''. He told the listeners about his new album, "[[Vince Cosmos: Glam Rock Detective]]". ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Timothy Bold Interviews Vince Cosmos (short story)}}) | |||
[[File:Bryan Only (Russell Harty).jpg|thumb|right|[[Bryan Only]]. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|The B.O Bank Holiday Special! (short story)}})]] | |||
On [[August bank holiday]] [[Monday]], Vince went on to have a television interview with [[Bryan Only]] on ''[[The Bryan Only Show]]'', and Bryan played a old [[black and white]] clip of Vince's first appearance on the show, where he performed the song "[[Pixies All Around Me]]", one of Vince's reworked J. R. R. Tolkien inspired songs. Taken aback, Vince denied the rumours that the song would be released, as he had felt he had put that chapter of his life behind him; ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|The B.O Bank Holiday Special! (short story)}}) despite this, it was re-released without his consent, exploiting the artist's increase in popularity. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Biography (VC short story)}}) | |||
=== End of an era === | |||
After a "series of weird [[accident]]s, [[finance|financial]] [[disaster]]s, sackings and behind-the-scenes [[drama]]s", and the steady decline of Glam Rock as a genre, Vince and his band moved to the [[USA]] to perform, but this also ended in disaster. Shortly, Vince funded an entire [[The Diachronic Messiah|movie]], but it flopped and was ill-received. Vince returned to [[England]], where he tried to reclaim his fame, and he released an album entitled [[Gourd (album)|Gourd]], which was performed with edible [[instrument]]s. This album was recorded in [[Belgium]], and during his stay there, he attempted to cure his [[addiction]] to [[Night Nurse]] and [[Silk Cut]], and he also became fascinated by the works of [[novelist]] [[E. T. Horriblismus]]. This influenced him to release another album called [[A Sort of Morbid Panache]], but his time in the limelight had unfortunately ended. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Biography (VC short story)}}) | |||
By [[1978]], Vince was [[depression|depressed]] over the fact he wasn't in mainstream media any longer, ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Mother, Maiden, Crone (novel)}}) but he decided to surprise everybody by performing one last time at [[Wembly]], where he performed his greatest hits. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Biography (VC short story)}}) | |||
==== Disappearance ==== | |||
In [[January]] [[1979]], it seemed for all intents and purposes that Vince had simply disappeared off the face of the planet. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Biography (VC short story)}}) | |||
The thing was, he genuinely ''had'' left the planet. [[Retirement|Retiring]] as both a musician and a Martian-fighting detective, Vince returned to the planet formerly known as Glam. Iris Wildthyme travelled back in time to [[1976]], stole his map and gave it to [[Ministry for Alien Incursions and Ontological Wonders|MIAOW]], so that they could fight the Martians in his place. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Hang onto Yourself (short story)}}) | |||
After Vince's disappearance, his assistant Mr [[Glister (The Delightful Bag)|"Chuckles" Glister]] only gave one statement about the incident, saying that Vince had "returned to the [[star]]s". It was known that the only person who actually knew where Vince had went was [[Poppy Munday]], Vince's [[Personal assistant|PA]] and founder of the [[Vince Cosmos fan club, South Shields chapter|Vince Cosmos fan club]], who resided in a [[canal boat]]. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Biography (VC short story)}}) | |||
=== Undated events === | |||
Vince once told [[Daily Mirror]] reporter [[Sally Taylforth]] about his strange series of dreams. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Biography (VC short story)}}) | |||
=== Legacy === | === Legacy === | ||
While Vince's film ''[[The Diachronic Messiah]]'' wasn't a success when it first premiered in the [[1970s]], by the [[1990s]], it was regarded by some as a "camp classic", and by others, a "cornerstone of a new age religion". ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Biography (VC short story)}}) | |||
Simon owned multiple [[LP]]s and [[DVD]]s of Vince's performances. | In the [[21st century]], Cosmos would be remembered as the "greatest glam rocker of all time". [[Simon (Enter Wildthyme)|Simon]] was a big fan of Cosmos, and he owned multiple [[LP]]s and [[DVD]]s of Vince's performances. | ||
Iris Wildthyme kept several Vince Cosmos tapes in her [[Celestial Omnibus]]. ([[PROSE]]: | Iris Wildthyme kept several Vince Cosmos tapes in her [[Celestial Omnibus]]. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Enter Wildthyme (novel)}}) | ||
== Behind the scenes == | == Behind the scenes == | ||
Vince Cosmos reappeared in Paul | Vince Cosmos reappeared in Paul Magrs' 2016 [[Bafflegab Productions]] audio story ''Gobbleknoll Hall'' in the ''[[Baker's End (audio series)|Baker's End]]'' series. The story, which features [[Tom Baker]] playing a [[Tom Baker (Bafflement and Devotion)|version of himself]], has Baker encountering Cosmos' spirit.[http://www.bafflegab.co.uk/detail-baker.asp?id=2] | ||
In 2012, Chris Heaven, the creator of the web series ''Vincent Kosmos'' (a spin-off from ''Damon Dark''), addressed the similarities in name with Vince Cosmos, but clarified that his and Paul Magrs' characters were totally separate and coincidental, and that neither he or Magrs should be accused of copying one another.<ref>[https://youtu.be/fYaEknbpjEA Chris Heaven - Statement about Vincent Kosmos and Vince Cosmos (by Paul Magrs)]</ref> | |||
=== Information from invalid sources === | |||
[[Tom Baker (in-universe)|Tom Baker]], Suzy Goshawk and the team of ghost-hunting TV show ''Manifest Yourself'' encountered his ghost in Gobbleknoll Hall. Vince talked to them through Suzy. ([[NOTCOVERED]]: {{cs|Gobbleknoll Hall (audio story)}}) | |||
== Footnotes == | |||
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Vincent Aloysius Cosmos, more simply known as Vince Cosmos, was a Glam Rocker from the planet Glam. He was also secretly a detective, fighting Martian infiltrators on Earth with the help of his personal assistant Poppy Munday and Mr "Chuckles" Glister.
Biography[[edit] | [edit source]]
Early life[[edit] | [edit source]]
Vince was born on Glam, (AUDIO: Vince Cosmos: Glam Rock Detective [+]Loading...["Vince Cosmos: Glam Rock Detective (audio story)"]) but was believed on Earth to be born in South London in 1948, to Albert Thomas Smedley and Gladys Irene Smedley. At that time, he was known as "Vincent Albert Smedley". He was raised in Hammersmith (PROSE: Biography [+]Loading...["Biography (VC short story)"]) and then in East Dulwich (PROSE: Biography [+]Loading...["Biography (VC short story)"], AUDIO: Vince Cosmos: Glam Rock Detective [+]Loading...["Vince Cosmos: Glam Rock Detective (audio story)"]) after the death of his father. He was, as a child, known to be a dreamer who didn't have much going for him academically. (PROSE: Biography [+]Loading...["Biography (VC short story)"])
Music career[[edit] | [edit source]]
Despite this, he got a job in the advertising department of a local newspaper, and in his free time, he performed in several bands, including The Scooters and Multiverse. He tried to get into showbusiness with BBC television, but failed.
Later, going by the name "Vincent Elven Wishbone", he tried to make songs that used the "hippie sound", and he released an album based on the works of J. R. R. Tolkien, but when Tolkien denied Vince the rights to his works, Vince had to rework many of the songs. During the late 1960s, Vince took refuge in many pub bands. (PROSE: Biography [+]Loading...["Biography (VC short story)"])
As "Vince Cosmos"[[edit] | [edit source]]
In 1971, Vince signed up with Hell for Leather Promotions, and the "notorious" Arthur Korns became his manager. At this time, he was now known as "Vince Cosmos", and soon he had a series of powerful dreams in which the Galactic Godhead spoke and dictated the lyrics of Vince's songs. He then released an album of space themed songs (PROSE: Biography [+]Loading...["Biography (VC short story)"]) in 1972. (PROSE: Hang onto Yourself [+]Loading...["Hang onto Yourself (short story)"])
This gave way to the "invention" of Glam Rock, and Vince let go of his previous band, The Extraneous Organs, and replaced them with a new band, The Sky Rockets in Flight, and together, they released an album called Those Crazy Martian Cats. (PROSE: Biography [+]Loading...["Biography (VC short story)"])
On May Day of 1972, Vince and his personal assistant Poppy Munday attended a party at Hobbe's End hosted by "Katy Manning" Iris, along with a number of other celebrities. (PROSE: From Wildthyme with Love [+]Loading...["From Wildthyme with Love (novel)"])
Vince quickly became a household name, in part for his outrageous outfits and persona, but his popularity also lead several assassination attempts. (PROSE: Biography [+]Loading...["Biography (VC short story)"])
It was believed that one such attempt was when he suffered from a near-fatal shooting at the Hammersmith Odeon, (PROSE: Biography [+]Loading...["Biography (VC short story)"]) in either 1972 (PROSE: Timothy Bold Interviews Vince Cosmos [+]Loading...["Timothy Bold Interviews Vince Cosmos (short story)"]) or July 1973. The truth of the assassination actually involved a pair of Martian Time Agents who were sent to assassinate Vince by Anthony Marvelle, but this was foiled when Simon and Panda warned Vince of the imminent attack, and Panda scared off the Martians due to there being an ancient legend of a panda who arrived in a scarlet chariot on Mars. Later, Vince invited Simon and Panda to an after party in gratitude. However, according to this account, these events were in an alternate reality, and that in Simon's universe, this was the final retirement performance of Vince Cosmos. (PROSE: Enter Wildthyme [+]Loading...["Enter Wildthyme (novel)"]) Another assassination attempt on Vince's life was supposed to happen while Vince was performing in front of Princess Margaret, (PROSE: Biography [+]Loading...["Biography (VC short story)"]) in the Royal Variety. (PROSE: Timothy Bold Interviews Vince Cosmos [+]Loading...["Timothy Bold Interviews Vince Cosmos (short story)"]) However, the explosives only went off after everybody left. Vince began making public statements about the existence of Martians and the dangers they presented, but these were dismissed as everybody believed that Vince was becoming paranoid and was failing to distinguish fact from fiction. (PROSE: Biography [+]Loading...["Biography (VC short story)"])
On 22 August 1972, Vince was interviewed by Timothy Bold on the Radio One series Listen to the Stars!. He told the listeners about his new album, "Vince Cosmos: Glam Rock Detective". (PROSE: Timothy Bold Interviews Vince Cosmos [+]Loading...["Timothy Bold Interviews Vince Cosmos (short story)"])
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On August bank holiday Monday, Vince went on to have a television interview with Bryan Only on The Bryan Only Show, and Bryan played a old black and white clip of Vince's first appearance on the show, where he performed the song "Pixies All Around Me", one of Vince's reworked J. R. R. Tolkien inspired songs. Taken aback, Vince denied the rumours that the song would be released, as he had felt he had put that chapter of his life behind him; (PROSE: The B.O Bank Holiday Special! [+]Loading...["The B.O Bank Holiday Special! (short story)"]) despite this, it was re-released without his consent, exploiting the artist's increase in popularity. (PROSE: Biography [+]Loading...["Biography (VC short story)"])
End of an era[[edit] | [edit source]]
After a "series of weird accidents, financial disasters, sackings and behind-the-scenes dramas", and the steady decline of Glam Rock as a genre, Vince and his band moved to the USA to perform, but this also ended in disaster. Shortly, Vince funded an entire movie, but it flopped and was ill-received. Vince returned to England, where he tried to reclaim his fame, and he released an album entitled Gourd, which was performed with edible instruments. This album was recorded in Belgium, and during his stay there, he attempted to cure his addiction to Night Nurse and Silk Cut, and he also became fascinated by the works of novelist E. T. Horriblismus. This influenced him to release another album called A Sort of Morbid Panache, but his time in the limelight had unfortunately ended. (PROSE: Biography [+]Loading...["Biography (VC short story)"])
By 1978, Vince was depressed over the fact he wasn't in mainstream media any longer, (PROSE: Mother, Maiden, Crone [+]Loading...["Mother, Maiden, Crone (novel)"]) but he decided to surprise everybody by performing one last time at Wembly, where he performed his greatest hits. (PROSE: Biography [+]Loading...["Biography (VC short story)"])
Disappearance[[edit] | [edit source]]
In January 1979, it seemed for all intents and purposes that Vince had simply disappeared off the face of the planet. (PROSE: Biography [+]Loading...["Biography (VC short story)"])
The thing was, he genuinely had left the planet. Retiring as both a musician and a Martian-fighting detective, Vince returned to the planet formerly known as Glam. Iris Wildthyme travelled back in time to 1976, stole his map and gave it to MIAOW, so that they could fight the Martians in his place. (PROSE: Hang onto Yourself [+]Loading...["Hang onto Yourself (short story)"])
After Vince's disappearance, his assistant Mr "Chuckles" Glister only gave one statement about the incident, saying that Vince had "returned to the stars". It was known that the only person who actually knew where Vince had went was Poppy Munday, Vince's PA and founder of the Vince Cosmos fan club, who resided in a canal boat. (PROSE: Biography [+]Loading...["Biography (VC short story)"])
Undated events[[edit] | [edit source]]
Vince once told Daily Mirror reporter Sally Taylforth about his strange series of dreams. (PROSE: Biography [+]Loading...["Biography (VC short story)"])
Legacy[[edit] | [edit source]]
While Vince's film The Diachronic Messiah wasn't a success when it first premiered in the 1970s, by the 1990s, it was regarded by some as a "camp classic", and by others, a "cornerstone of a new age religion". (PROSE: Biography [+]Loading...["Biography (VC short story)"])
In the 21st century, Cosmos would be remembered as the "greatest glam rocker of all time". Simon was a big fan of Cosmos, and he owned multiple LPs and DVDs of Vince's performances.
Iris Wildthyme kept several Vince Cosmos tapes in her Celestial Omnibus. (PROSE: Enter Wildthyme [+]Loading...["Enter Wildthyme (novel)"])
Behind the scenes[[edit] | [edit source]]
Vince Cosmos reappeared in Paul Magrs' 2016 Bafflegab Productions audio story Gobbleknoll Hall in the Baker's End series. The story, which features Tom Baker playing a version of himself, has Baker encountering Cosmos' spirit.[1]
In 2012, Chris Heaven, the creator of the web series Vincent Kosmos (a spin-off from Damon Dark), addressed the similarities in name with Vince Cosmos, but clarified that his and Paul Magrs' characters were totally separate and coincidental, and that neither he or Magrs should be accused of copying one another.[1]
Information from invalid sources[[edit] | [edit source]]
Tom Baker, Suzy Goshawk and the team of ghost-hunting TV show Manifest Yourself encountered his ghost in Gobbleknoll Hall. Vince talked to them through Suzy. (NOTCOVERED: Gobbleknoll Hall [+]Loading...["Gobbleknoll Hall (audio story)"])
Footnotes[[edit] | [edit source]]
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