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'''Streaky Bacon''' was a cartoon [[pig]] created from the mind of a young girl on the [[Crooked World]].  
'''Streaky Bacon''' was a cartoon [[pig]] created from the mind of a young girl on the [[Crooked World]].  


Streaky made a living by growing [[carrot]]s on his farm. He spent all of his life trying to stop the [[Whatchamacallit]] from stealing his carrots by shooting at it with a [[blunderbuss]]. One day Streaky cornered the Watchamacallit against the edge of a cliff and fired his gun. Moments before the bullet hit its target, the [[the Doctor's TARDIS|TARDIS]] materialised and Streaky shot the [[Eighth Doctor]] instead.  
Streaky made a living by growing [[carrot]]s on his farm. He spent all of his life trying to stop the [[Whatchamacallit]] from stealing his carrots by shooting at it with a [[blunderbuss]]. One day Streaky cornered the Watchamacallit against the edge of a cliff and fired his gun. Moments before the bullet hit its target, [[the Doctor's TARDIS|the TARDIS]] materialised and Streaky shot the [[Eighth Doctor]] instead.  


After the Doctor was carried away in an ambulance, Streaky spent a great deal of time depressed with the knowledge that he had killed someone. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Crooked World]]'')
After the Doctor was carried away in an ambulance, Streaky spent a great deal of time depressed with the knowledge that he had killed someone. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Crooked World]]'')

Revision as of 19:29, 3 October 2016

Streaky Bacon was a cartoon pig created from the mind of a young girl on the Crooked World.

Streaky made a living by growing carrots on his farm. He spent all of his life trying to stop the Whatchamacallit from stealing his carrots by shooting at it with a blunderbuss. One day Streaky cornered the Watchamacallit against the edge of a cliff and fired his gun. Moments before the bullet hit its target, the TARDIS materialised and Streaky shot the Eighth Doctor instead.

After the Doctor was carried away in an ambulance, Streaky spent a great deal of time depressed with the knowledge that he had killed someone. (PROSE: The Crooked World)

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