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Revision as of 00:18, 29 May 2019
"I'm Ellie the Barmaid" was a song sung by Ellie Higson as she rescued George Litefoot and Henry Gordon Jago from the Scorchies. (AUDIO: Encore of the Scorchies)
Lyrics
- Once again
- I've been overlooked and left until the end
- Just another lonely hour for me to spend
- Behind the scenes until the denouement
- It's not fair
- I never get a truly even share
- And I end up feeling bad
- I'm just a spare part every time
- The adventure's nearly finished and I've hardly said a line
- You two gents have all the fun while I get left behind
- Well not today if it's alright
- I'm here to save mankind
- I'm Ellie the barmaid
- I'm sick of being forgotten
- I may not make the titles but I'm vital to the plot
- I'm more than just a bit part, I'm integral and I'm great
- I'll never get a spin-off at this rate
- I'm Ellie the barmaid
- I'm here to save the day
- You didn't think to ask me but I turned up anyway
- As far as music debuts go this one is pretty late
- I'll never get a spin-off at this rate
- Now I won't let this bunch of fuzzy puppets steal the show
- It's bad enough I've only had two scenes so far you know
- It's time to put an end to this and claim what's mine by right
- The final scene's for me and it ain't yours without a fight
- So listen here you nasty bunch of ragged evildoers
- I'm here to thwart your plans and send you right back down the sewers
- The thought of killing everyone might make you laugh and chortle
- But that won't work with me because I'm technically immortal
- I'm used to pulling pints although I never pull me punches
- I'm just as happy fighting as I am at serving lunches
- If you thought you'd get away with this it's time you knew
- Up with this I will not put, it's time to finish you
- I'm Ellie the barmaid
- Just look at what I found
- A big ol' bunch of fireworks just lying on the ground
- And here's a box of matches sitting right next to this crate
- I'll never get a spin-off at this rate
- I'm Ellie the barmaid
- It's time to end this show
- I've got a box of rockets which I ain't afraid to throw
- Don't go crying sawdust. You've got no one else to blame
- I'll never get a spin-off but I'll kill you all the same
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