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| | ==INSTALL YOUR NIG<i></i>GER.== |
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| |image = Mickey It's a good kitchen.jpg
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| |alias = Samuel
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| |species = Human
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| |job = Mechanic
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| |affiliation = Bad Wolf (band)
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| |affiliation2 = The Preachers
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| |affiliation3 = Children of Time
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| |affiliation4 = Family Smith
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| |origin = [[London]]
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| |grandparent = Rita-Anne Smith
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| |adoptive grandparent = Rita-Anne Smith (Pete's World)
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| |mother = Odessa Smith
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| |father = Jackson Smith
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| |spouse = Martha Jones
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| |partner = Rose Tyler
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| |in-law = Francine Jones
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| |in-law2 = Clive Jones
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| |in-law3 = Tish Jones
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| |in-law4 = Leo Jones
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| |child = August (Farewell, Sarah Jane)
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| |first = Rose (TV story)
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| |appearances = [[Mickey Smith - list of appearances|'''''see list''''']]
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| |actor = Noel Clarke
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| |other actor = Casey Dyer
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| |clip = A Parallel London - Doctor Who - The Rise of the Cybermen - BBC
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| |clip2 = Escape from the Cybermen - Doctor Who - The Age of Steel - BBC
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| |clip3 = The Cult of Skaro - Doctor Who - Doomsday - Series 2 - BBC
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| |bts = The Story of Rose Tyler The Women Who Lived Doctor Who
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| '''Mickey Smith''' was an auto mechanic and resident of the [[Powell Estate]] who came to befriend [[the Doctor]], [[Sarah Jane Smith]], [[Captain]] [[Jack Harkness]], [[Jackie Tyler]] and [[Pete's World|another world's]] [[Peter Tyler (Pete's World)|Peter Tyler]] by virtue of his youthful romantic relationship with [[Rose Tyler]].
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| An apparently typical teenager — obsessed with [[football]], [[sex]] and alien conspiracy theories — he rose to become a principal defender of not just one, but two [[planet]] [[Earth]]s.
| | You should install your nig<i></i>ger differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field nig<i></i>gers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your nig<i></i>ger to another nig<i></i>ger immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many nig<i></i>gers start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House nig<i></i>gers work best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape. At this stage, your nig<i></i>ger can also be given a name. Most owners use the same names over and over, since nig<i></i>gers become confused by too much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names for your new buck nig<i></i>ger. If your nig<i></i>ger is a ho, it should be called Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners call their nig<i></i>ger hoes Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names for nig<i></i>ger hoes. These names go straight over your nig<i></i>ger's head, by the way. |
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| After years of living with the Tyler family on a [[parallel universe|parallel Earth]], he returned to his "home Earth" and married [[Martha Jones]]. Despite close ties to the [[Torchwood Institute]] of a parallel Earth, he and his wife ultimately struck out on their own to become "freelance" [[alien]] fighters.
| | ==CONFIGURE YOUR NIG<i></i>GER.== |
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| == Biography ==
| | Owing to a design error, your nig<i></i>ger comes equipped with a tongue and vocal chords. Most nig<i></i>gers can master only a few basic human phrases with this apparatus - "muh dick" being the most popular. However, others make barking, yelping, yapping noises and appear to be in some pain, so you should probably call a vet and have him remove your nig<i></i>ger's tongue. Once de-tongued your nig<i></i>ger will be a lot happier - at least, you won't hear it complaining anywhere near as much. Nig<i></i>gers have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners also castrate their nig<i></i>gers for health reasons (yours, mine, and that of women, not the nig<i></i>ger's). This is strongly recommended, and frankly, it's a mystery why this is not done on the boat. |
| === Upbringing ===
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| Mickey Smith was born to [[Odessa Smith|Odessa]] and [[Jackson Smith]] around 1983. "Family lore" held that on the day [[Rose Tyler]] was born (around 1986), Mickey visited her in hospital. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Rose (novelisation)|Rose]]'') In [[1987]], he briefly encountered the adult version of Rose, though the two had minimal contact. He ran up to Rose, and clung onto her leg. Rose hypothesised that she had just imprinted on him. ([[TV]]: ''[[Father's Day (TV story)|Father's Day]]'')
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| When Mickey was five years old, his mother committed suicide. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Rose (novelisation)|Rose]]'') Rose said that Mickey's mum "couldn't cope". His dad, [[Jackson Smith]], stayed around for a while but "just sort of wandered off". Mickey said to [[Ricky Smith|his parallel universe counterpart]] that Jackson Smith "went to [[Spain]] [and] never came back." He grew up with his grandmother, [[Rita-Anne Smith]]. The elder Smith was described by Rose Tyler as having "brought up" Mickey until her death in [[2002]]. She died after tripping and falling over a tear in the stair carpet, which Mickey never got round to fixing; this left him with feelings of guilt. ([[TV]]: ''[[Rise of the Cybermen (TV story)|Rise of the Cybermen]]'')
| | ==HOUSE YOUR NIG<i></i>GER.== |
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| At the age of 16, he put his name down for a council flat at the Powell Estate and moved out, having obtained one, at 18. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Rose (novelisation)|Rose]]'')
| | Your nig<i></i>ger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nig<i></i>ger food through. The rule of thumb is, four nig<i></i>gers per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot nig<i></i>ger cage can accommodate two hundred nig<i></i>gers. You can site a nig<i></i>ger cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your nig<i></i>ger fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of the cage. Nig<i></i>gers never invented the shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your nig<i></i>ger is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your nig<i></i>ger is living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck nig<i></i>gers and hoe nig<i></i>gers can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black hoes. |
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| === Adult life === | | ==FEED YOUR NIG<i></i>GER.== |
| ==== Meeting the Ninth Doctor ====
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| By [[2005]], Mickey was a typical working-class young man, living on the same [[Powell Estate|council estate]] as [[Rose Tyler|Rose]] and going out with her.
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| The night Rose was almost killed when her workplace, [[Henrik's]], was blown up, Mickey offered to take her to the [[pub]] to recover. She refused, and told him to dispose of an [[Auton]] arm she picked up while escaping from the Autons.
| | Your Nig<i></i>ger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy ass almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your nig<i></i>ger will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other nig<i></i>gers, etc. Experienced nig<i></i>ger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the nig<i></i>ger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all nig<i></i>gers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all nig<i></i>gers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his nig<i></i>gers as a result. You should never allow your nig<i></i>ger meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach a nig<i></i>ger to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea. |
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| [[File:Mickey is trapped.jpg|left|thumb|Mickey in trouble. ([[TV]]: ''[[Rose (TV story)|Rose]]'')]]
| | ==ENTERTAIN YOUR NIG<i></i>GER.== |
| The following day, Rose used Mickey's [[computer]] to find more out about the [[Ninth Doctor]]. He took her to the conspiracy theorist, [[Clive Finch]]'s, house. While waiting in the car, Mickey saw a bin move on its own. He checked on the bin, which pulled Mickey inside to be replicated as an Auton by the [[Nestene Consciousness]]. Kept a captive by the Nestenes to maintain the [[Mickey Smith (Auton)|duplicate Auton]], Mickey was overwhelmed by the revelation that [[alien]] life existed. He reunited with Rose when she and the Doctor tracked down the Consciousness' signal, but was in a state of paralysed panic through their confrontation with the Consciousness. Mickey's cowardice did not impress the Doctor, and when he asked Rose to travel with him, he made it clear Mickey was not invited. ([[TV]]: ''[[Rose (TV story)|Rose]]'')
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| Rose did not return for a year and was declared missing. Thanks to Jackie spreading rumours around the estate, Mickey was suspected of her [[murder]]. The police interviewed him five times, but he was not arrested. Mickey learnt more about the Doctor through the [[Internet]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[Aliens of London (TV story)|Aliens of London]]'')
| | Your nig<i></i>ger enjoys play, like most animals, so you should play with it regularly. A happy smiling nig<i></i>ger works best. Games nig<i></i>gers enjoy include: 1) A good thrashing: every few days, take your nig<i></i>ger's pants down, hang it up by its heels, and have some of your other nig<i></i>gers thrash it with a club or whip. Your nig<i></i>ger will signal its intense enjoyment by shrieking and sobbing. 2) Lynch the nig<i></i>ger: nig<i></i>gers are cheap and there are millions more where yours came from. So every now and then, push the boat out a bit and lynch a nig<i></i>ger. |
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| ==== Return of Rose ====
| | Lynchings are best done with a rope over the branch of a tree, and nig<i></i>gers just love to be lynched. It makes them feel special. Make your other nig<i></i>gers watch. They'll be so grateful, they'll work harder for a day or two (and then you can lynch another one). 3) Nig<i></i>ger dragging: Tie your nig<i></i>ger by one wrist to the tow bar on the back of suitable vehicle, then drive away at approximately 50mph. Your nig<i></i>ger's shrieks of enjoyment will be heard for miles. It will shriek until it falls apart. To prolong the fun for the nig<i></i>ger, do NOT drag him by his feet, as his head comes off too soon. This is painless for the nig<i></i>ger, but spoils the fun. Always wear a seatbelt and never exceed the speed limit. 4) Playing on the PNL: a variation on (2), except you can lynch your nig<i></i>ger out in the fields, thus saving work time. Nig<i></i>gers enjoy this game best if the PNL is operated by a man in a tall white hood. 5) Hunt the nig<i></i>ger: a variation of Hunt the Slipper, but played outdoors, with Dobermans. WARNING: do not let your Dobermans bite a nig<i></i>ger, as they are highly toxic. |
| [[File:Mickey1.jpg|thumb|Mickey is proven correct about not murdering [[Rose Tyler|Rose]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[Aliens of London (TV story)|Aliens of London]]'')]]
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| Mickey was one of the last to know of Rose's return on [[6 March]], [[2006]] and learned she was back only in the evening. This led to an awkward confrontation between the two Tylers and Mickey. He told Rose what had happened during her absence and her mother's actions. Rose convinced Mickey she was sorry and that she hadn't meant to stay away so long. The two reconciled. When the TARDIS was surrounded by people wishing to escort the Doctor to deal with the crisis surrounding the [[Slitheen craft|crashed spaceship]] in the [[Thames]], Mickey ran away and hid. ([[TV]]: ''[[Aliens of London (TV story)|Aliens of London]]'')
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| [[File:Mickey defends Jackie World War Three.jpg|thumb|left|Mickey protects [[Jackie Tyler|Jackie]] while they fight the [[Slitheen family|Slitheen]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[World War Three (TV story)|World War Three]]'')]]
| | ==DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIG<i></i>GERS.== |
| Mickey saved Jackie from [[Sip Fel-Fotch Passameer-Day Slitheen]]'s attack and brought her to his flat. When Sip Fel-Fotch tracked them down, Mickey defended Jackie while she looked for [[vinegar]]-based objects in the flat to kill the [[calcium]]-based lifeform that was weakened by his [[compression field]]. Following the Doctor's orders, Mickey launched a missile at [[10 Downing Street]], blowing it up. The Doctor and Rose survived, ([[TV]]: ''[[World War Three (TV story)|World War Three]]'') but all but one of the remaining [[Slitheen family|Slitheen]] were killed. ([[TV]]: ''[[Boom Town (TV story)|Boom Town]]'')
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| His help in ending the alien threat earned him the Doctor's respect. The Doctor offered him a place aboard [[the Doctor's TARDIS|the TARDIS]] but Mickey declined, admitting the lifestyle was too much for him. He asked the Doctor not to tell Rose that he had done so. The Doctor gave Mickey a compact disc containing a [[computer virus]] that would wipe out all mention of him on the [[internet]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[World War Three (TV story)|World War Three]]'')
| | Nig<i></i>gers die on average at around 40, which some might say is 40 years too late, but there you go. Most people prefer their nig<i></i>gers dead, in fact. When yours dies, report the license number of the car that did the drive-by shooting of your nig<i></i>ger. The police will collect the nig<i></i>ger and dispose of it for you. |
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| Mickey became involved in an alien war being fought by remote control. The "soldiers" in the war were abducted [[human]]s controlled by other humans who thought they were playing a video game. After Rose got abducted, the Doctor was forced to control her himself from the alien homeworld, but he was able to use this and Rose's superphone to contact Mickey for help. Following the Doctor's instructions, Mickey rounded up a few of his friends and they located all of the active games they could find and took control of the "players" themselves. Mickey led his "players" to Rose who the Doctor controlled to use the sonic screwdriver to deactivate a command in their control disks that would keep them from leaving the [[Mantodean]] base alive. Mickey and his friends led the "players" back to the [[Quevvil]] base and at the right moment, made them break in to the Quevvil control room. The "players" disruptors disabled the Quevvils' control systems and atomised them as they were in mid-teleport. The Doctor was left somewhat impressed with Mickey for being able to accomplish this nearly impossible task which required precise timing, but refused to tell him so. Thanks to Mickey's efforts, several of the people the Quevvils' kidnapped were rescued and returned to Earth by the Doctor who was also able to rescue Rose. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Winner Takes All (novel)|Winner Takes All]]'')
| | ==MY NIG<i></i>GER BITCHES ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RACISM".== |
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| As the TARDIS recharged from a scar in the [[Cardiff Rift]], Rose invited Mickey over to [[Cardiff]], claiming that she might need her [[passport]] if she ended up lost on Earth, an excuse Rose later admitted was just to see Mickey. After reuniting, Mickey teamed up with the Doctor, Rose and Captain [[Jack Harkness]] to stop [[Blon Fel-Fotch Passameer-Day Slitheen]], a surviving member of the Slitheen family from the attack on Downing Street.
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| [[File:Mickey You deserve it.jpg|thumb|Mickey confronts [[Blon Fel-Fotch Passameer-Day Slitheen|Blon]] as she's taken prisoner. ([[TV]]: ''[[Boom Town (TV story)|Boom Town]]'')]]
| | ==MY NIG<i></i>GER IS VERY AGGRESSIVE.== |
| Though Blon tried fleeing, the Doctor reversed her teleportation device several times until she gave up and took her prisoner aboard the TARDIS until he could return her to [[Raxacoricofallapatorius]] to face execution after her family had already been sentenced to death in their absence. The Doctor confiscated her [[tribophysical waveform macro-kinetic extrapolator|extrapolator]] to use as a "power-booster". Meanwhile, Mickey offered Rose a hotel room. He later claimed to be seeing [[Trisha Delaney]]; Rose felt he was lying about the woman he was supposedly with, while Mickey claimed to keep running for Rose every time she contacted him. While trying to reconcile, Rose ran for the TARDIS when earthquakes started hitting Cardiff. The TARDIS was able to stop the world from being torn apart by the extrapolator, but Mickey walked off; rather than run after him, Rose thought that he deserved someone better to rely on. ([[TV]]: ''[[Boom Town (TV story)|Boom Town]]'')
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| When Rose was sent back to 21st century Earth from [[Satellite Five]], Mickey helped her return to the Doctor to defeat the [[Dalek]]s. At first happy to see her, he was angered by Rose's dismissal of the life she'd led, until she reminded him that the Doctor had also shown him a better way. Mickey remained doubtful about getting Rose back to the Doctor until she said there was "nothing" left for her on the estate now. Mickey swallowed his pride and used first his car, then a tow truck to pull open the TARDIS console so that Rose and the TARDIS could communicate. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Parting of the Ways (TV story)|The Parting of the Ways]]'')
| | Have it put down, for god's sake. Who needs an uppity nig<i></i>ger? What are we, short of nig<i></i>gers or something? |
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| ==== With the Tenth Doctor ==== | | ==MY NIG<i></i>GER KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN.== |
| [[File:Rose and Mickey watch the Sycorax.jpg|thumb|left|Rose and Mickey watch the [[Sycorax]]' message on the [[UNIT website]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Christmas Invasion (TV story)|The Christmas Invasion]]'')]]
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| On [[Christmas Eve]], Mickey heard the sound of the TARDIS and came running for the Doctor and Rose. The newly regenerated [[Tenth Doctor]] collapsed from the TARDIS and was taken into Rose's flat to recover. When he stopped the [[Roboform Christmas tree]] from attacking the flat, the Doctor told Rose and Mickey that he was woken up "too soon" and the [[Roboform]]s that controlled it were "just [[pilot fish]]", warning them of [[Sycorax invasion of Earth|something else coming]]. On [[Christmas]] morning, when the [[Sycorax spaceship]] arrived over London, Rose and Mickey took the Doctor to the TARDIS for safety. Running outside and shutting the door behind him when the [[Sycorax]] discovered the TARDIS and brought it aboard their ship, Mickey dropped a flask of [[tea]] near the Doctor; the Doctor was revitalised, and made the Sycorax leave the planet. [[Prime Minister of the United Kingdom|Prime Minister]] [[Harriet Jones]] then ordered the ship's destruction as it fled. Mickey joined the Doctor and Rose for Christmas dinner. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Christmas Invasion (TV story)|The Christmas Invasion]]'') Later, he saw them off on their travels. ([[TV]]: ''[[New Earth (TV story)|New Earth]]'')
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| He spent several annoying days with the Doctor, an uninvited guest. The Doctor dominated Mickey's life without trying. He impressed all of his friends, ended Mickey's doomed attempts at a rebound girlfriend and beat him at video games until Mickey snapped that he didn't need impressing and sometimes people didn't need the Doctor. The Doctor set things up so Mickey could have a normal Sunday with Rose. ([[COMIC]]: ''[[The Lodger (comic story)|The Lodger]]'')
| | They all do this. Shorten your nig<i></i>ger's chain so it can't reach any white women, and arm heavily any white women who might go near it. |
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| Mickey signed onto several websites about aliens and [[UFO]]s. He hoped to find more information about the secret military organisation [[UNIT]], and hoped to meet anyone who thought they knew more about the Doctor than Mickey. He received an email from a woman based in London calling herself [[Jillonga|Jill]], who said she could tell him about UNIT and the Doctor. When he arrived at Jill's house, Jill believed Mickey knew about the whereabouts of the Doctor. She revealed herself as an alien [[Trimestrian]] called [[Jillonga]] who sought revenge on the Doctor for the death of her husband, the Trimestrian [[Warlord]] [[Bloodgrudge]]. She intended to send her house, which was actually a spaceship, on a sixty-year trip to her home, questioning Mickey all the way there. Mickey tricked Jillonga's children into playing a game where he waited outside the [[airlock]] until he knocked. With the ship unable to change course on its trip home, the ship launched, and Mickey was left behind on Earth. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Taking Mickey (short story)|Taking Mickey]]'')
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| One [[Wednesday]], Jackie found that Mickey along with the rest of her friends had gone missing. In reality, she was being isolated from [[N-Space]] by the [[Harvester (Wednesdays For Beginners)|Harvesters]] in their plot to lure the Doctor and Rose. ([[AUDIO]]: ''[[Wednesdays For Beginners (audio story)|Wednesdays For Beginners]]'')
| | Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then, it's not likely. If nig<i></i>gers successfully overthrew their owners, they'd have to sort out their own food. This is probably why nig<i></i>ger uprisings were nonexistent (until some fool gave them rights). |
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| [[File:NotTheTinDog.jpg|thumb|Mickey's encounter with [[K9 Mark III|K9]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[School Reunion (TV story)|School Reunion]]'')]]
| | ==MY NIG<i></i>GER'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR. WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A NIG<i></i>GER?== |
| In [[2007]], Mickey found unusual activity at [[Deffry Vale High School]] and called the Doctor and Rose home. Meeting [[Sarah Jane Smith]], Mickey was amused to find his suspicions validated; the Doctor had had companions before Rose. When he met [[K9 Mark III]], he drew an unwelcome parallel between the "tin dog" and himself. He helped evacuate the school as K9 blew up the [[Krillitane]]s and the Doctor accepted his request to join the TARDIS crew. ([[TV]]: ''[[School Reunion (TV story)|School Reunion]]'')
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| Mickey was delighted to visit a futuristic [[spaceship]], the [[SS Madame de Pompadour|SS ''Madame de Pompadour'']] in the [[51st century]], on his first trip in time and space. He travelled through a [[time window]] the ship had created into [[1744]] [[France]], where he learned the ship's crew were killed by the [[Clockwork Droid|repair droids]] to power the ship and they were using time windows to look for [[Jeanne-Antoinette Poisson|Reinette's]] "complete" self. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Girl in the Fireplace (TV story)|The Girl in the Fireplace]]'')
| | A nig<i></i>ger's skin is actually more or less transparent. That brown color you can see is the shit your nig<i></i>ger is full of. This is why some models of nig<i></i>ger are sold as "The Shitskin". |
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| He was involved in an escapade on the planet [[Iagnos]]. When Rose was infected by the jealousy-eating [[Iagnon]], he helped make her intensely jealous to drive out the creature. ([[COMIC]]: ''[[The Green-Eyed Monster (comic story)|The Green-Eyed Monster]]'')
| | ==MY NIG<i></i>GER ACTS LIKE A NIG<i></i>GER, BUT IS WHITE.== |
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| === Leaving for another universe ===
| | What you have there is a "wig<i></i>ger". Rough crowd. |
| [[File:Liberate paris in a van.jpg|thumb|Mickey joins [[Jake Simmonds|Jake]] in the fight against the Cybermen. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Age of Steel (TV story)|The Age of Steel]]'')]]
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| Whilst travelling through time, the Doctor, Rose and Mickey fell through a crack in time, ending up on a [[Pete's World|parallel Earth]] that was more technologically advanced. The TARDIS died as it had no power from their universe to get back. However, the Doctor managed to power a surviving piece of the TARDIS, although it meant giving up ten years of his life. The Doctor considered this kind of world "like a gingerbread house" and "full of temptation", but the piece of the TARDIS required a twenty-four hour recharging cycle before the TARDIS could restore itself. The Doctor and Rose went to see Rose's late father, [[Peter Tyler (Pete's World)|Pete]], who was alive in this universe, while Mickey reunited with [[Rita-Anne Smith (Pete's World)|his grandmother]], who had also died. Mickey was then suddenly kidnapped by [[the Preachers]], after being confused for his parallel universe counterpart, [[Ricky Smith|Ricky]]. Upon getting new intel from "Gemini", the Preachers, along with Mickey followed one of [[John Lumic]]'s vans, where the [[Cyberman (Pete's World)|Cybermen]] attacked Pete Tyler's party. ([[TV]]: ''[[Rise of the Cybermen (TV story)|Rise of the Cybermen]]'')
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| After rescuing the Doctor, Rose and Pete from the [[Cyberman (Pete's World)|Cybermen]], Mickey infiltrated Cybus Industries to stop them. He and [[Jake Simmonds]] then made their way to Lumic's zeppelin to disable the transmitter controls of the [[EarPod]]s which the zeppelin used to send the humans to be upgraded into Cybermen. After hacking the security cameras, Mickey saw the Doctor subtly telling him to hack the Lumic family database to find the cancellation code to the already-converted Cybermen's [[emotional inhibitor]]s. Mickey texted Rose the code, and the Doctor connected the phone with the code to deactivate the Cybermen's inhibitors.
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| The Cybermen began exploding, along with Cybus Industries. Mickey rescued the Doctor, Rose and Pete by piloting the zeppelin. However, Mickey was increasingly unsure of his place in his home universe and the TARDIS. He remained in this world to care for his grandmother and, to an extent, replace Ricky, who had been killed by the [[Cyberman (Pete's World)|Cybermen]]. The gap between universes had to be closed, however, as the Doctor and his companions only reached this world by accident. One of his first actions was to head to [[Paris]] to liberate it from the Cybermen. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Age of Steel (TV story)|The Age of Steel]]'')
| | They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable. In fact, one of them was President between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage with a few hundred genuine nig<i></i>gers and you'll soon find it stops acting like a nig<i></i>ger. However, leave it in the cage and let the nig<i></i>gers dispose of it. The best thing for any wigger is a dose of TNB. |
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| ==== Reunion ==== | | ==MY NIG<i></i>GER SMELLS REALLY BAD.== |
| Three years passed, from Mickey's perspective, in which he continued to battle the Cybermen. ([[TV]]: ''[[Army of Ghosts (TV story)|Army of Ghosts]]'' / ''[[Doomsday (TV story)|Doomsday]]'')
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| :''This would make the year, from his point of view, now approximately [[Pete's World#2010|2010]].''
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| When the Cybermen crossed [[the Void]] to his home universe in 2007, Mickey was the first to travel there to fight them and ensure Rose's safety. He went undercover at [[Torchwood One]], worked as a lab assistant under the name Samuel and showed far more confidence than before. When the sphere, which he believed would contain a [[Cyber-Leader (Pete's World)|Cyber-Leader]], opened to reveal the [[Cult of Skaro]], ([[TV]]: ''[[Army of Ghosts (TV story)|Army of Ghosts]]'') he was put to the ultimate test. He took part in the [[Battle of Canary Wharf]]. The Doctor trapped Cybermen and Daleks in the Void and Mickey was left in the parallel universe with Rose, Jackie and [[Peter Tyler (Pete's World)|Pete Tyler]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[Doomsday (TV story)|Doomsday]]'')
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| ==== War in the Medusa Cascade ==== | | ==WHERE SHOULD I STORE MY DEAD NIG<i></i>GER?== |
| [[Rose Tyler]] left [[Pete's World]] to find the Doctor. Mickey and Jackie later crossed over as well, arriving on Earth after it was relocated to the [[Medusa Cascade]] in [[2009]]. As the two arrived, they opened fire on and destroyed a group of Daleks about to exterminate Sarah Jane. Mickey then accompanied Sarah Jane and Jackie aboard the [[Crucible]]. Here, he was also reunited with [[Jack Harkness]] and, ultimately, the Doctor and Rose.
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| After the Earth was restored to its proper place, Mickey left the TARDIS, following a tearful goodbye with Jackie. He told the Doctor there was nothing for him on [[Pete's World]] any more, "certainly not Rose". His grandmother had passed away after living out her final years in [[Pete Tyler]]'s mansion. He ran to catch up to Jack Harkness and [[Martha Jones]] as they left for their own futures. ([[TV]]: ''[[Journey's End (TV story)|Journey's End]]'')
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| === Back in his world ===
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| While "on [his] own", Mickey was captured by [[Adam Mitchell]] and trapped with many other [[companion]]s of [[the Doctor]] in [[Adam Mitchell's fortress]]. ([[COMIC]]: ''[[The Choice (comic story)|The Choice]]'') Along with the others, he was released by [[Frobisher]] and assisted the first eleven [[incarnation]]s of the Doctor as they fought through {{Ainley}}'s army of [[Auton]]s. During this ordeal, Mickey briefly met the Doctor and Martha while they were travelling together. After Adam thwarted the Master's plot to destroy the universe at the cost of his life, all the Doctors and their companions oversaw his memorial before taking their leave. ([[COMIC]]: ''[[Endgame (POT comic story)|Endgame]]'')
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| ==== Marriage ====
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| [[File:Martha & Mickey.jpg|thumb|Mickey with his wife, [[Martha Jones]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The End of Time (TV story)|The End of Time]]'')]]
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| Mickey eventually went into "freelance" alien fighting along with Martha, whom he married. One adventure saw them battle a [[Sontaran]]. As they were pinned down, [[Jask (The End of Time)|the Sontaran]] had them in his weapon's cross-hairs without them knowing it. Before he could fire, they were saved by the dying Tenth Doctor, who knocked him out from behind, as a final gift to them. They spotted the Doctor and Mickey called out to him, but he walked away without saying anything. Mickey and Martha embraced as the TARDIS left, perhaps realising what the Doctor's appearance meant. ([[TV]]: ''[[The End of Time (TV story)|The End of Time]]'')
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| In [[2010]] Mickey and his wife Martha went to [[Luke Smith]]'s second farewell party before Luke was going to the [[University of Oxford]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Nightmare Man (novelisation)|The Nightmare Man]]'')
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| [[File:The Transformed Nine and Mickey.jpg|thumb|Mickey is reunited with a version of the Doctor he thought long gone. ([[COMIC]]: ''[[The Transformed (comic story)|The Transformed]]'')]]
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| In [[2016]], having called the Doctor to help Martha after she was transformed into a [[Gargoyle (The Transformed)|Gargoyle]] due to the effects of a [[wormhole]] passing through [[San Francisco]], Mickey was unexpectedly answered by the [[Ninth Doctor]] while he was travelling with Rose and Jack. Mickey aided the Doctor to close the wormhole, which returned Martha to normal, while taking care not to allow himself to be seen by Rose and Jack or tell the Doctor anything specific about his wife, the encounter leaving the Ninth Doctor with a better opinion of Mickey that would influence his future/past interaction with him. ([[COMIC]]: ''[[The Transformed (comic story)|The Transformed]]'')
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| === Later life ===
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| Mickey and Martha attended [[Sarah Jane Smith]]'s memorial on a "bright, cold [[Spring]] day" with their son [[August (Farewell, Sarah Jane)|August]], where they discussed Sarah Jane with other guests, and helped fight the [[Jackals of the Backwards Clock]] to foil [[the Trickster]]'s revenge plot. ([[WC]]: ''[[Farewell, Sarah Jane (webcast)|Farewell, Sarah Jane]]'')
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| At some point, Mickey was taken to the [[Black Archive]] by [[UNIT]] to have his record as a [[companion]] of the Doctor taken. His memories of the visit were subsequently erased and he was sent on his way. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Day of the Doctor (TV story)|The Day of the Doctor]]'')
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| At another point, Mickey was abducted by [[Adam Mitchell]] as part his plan to get revenge on the Doctor, in collaboration with {{Ainley}}. He was placed in stasis alongside the Doctors' multiple other companions, before being released by the Doctors first eleven numbered incarnations with the help of [[Frobisher]]. ([[COMIC]]: ''[[The Choice (comic story)|The Choice]]'', ''[[Endgame (POT comic story)|Endgame]]'')
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| == Personality ==
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| When first seen, Mickey was a bumbling coward; his capture by the Autons and initial trip in the TARDIS left him greatly shaken. ([[TV]]: ''[[Rose (TV story)|Rose]]'') When he met the Doctor again, he displayed resentment towards him. ([[TV]]: ''[[Aliens of London (TV story)|Aliens of London]]'') Already, though, he was braver than he had been; he tried to hold off a Slitheen to give Jackie time to escape. The Doctor changed his opinion of Mickey and invited him on board, which he declined. ([[TV]]: ''[[World War Three (TV story)|World War Three]]'') Despite these changes, Mickey was still clumsy, performing a pratfall while trying to capture [[Blon Fel-Fotch Passameer-Day Slitheen]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[Boom Town (TV story)|Boom Town]]'') Although still unwilling to travel in the TARDIS, Mickey changed his mind, inviting himself along, unwilling to just be "technical support" (or the [[K9|tin dog]]) any more. ([[TV]]: ''[[School Reunion (TV story)|School Reunion]]'')
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| At first, Mickey and the Doctor did not get along at all, ([[TV]]: ''[[Rose (TV story)|Rose]]'') the Doctor constantly teasing him and calling him Ricky, and Mickey in turn resenting the treatment he had received when Rose was away for a year travelling with the Doctor, who showed no guilt or regret for what had happened as a result. ([[TV]]: ''[[Aliens of London (TV story)|Aliens of London]]/[[World War Three (TV story)|World War Three]]'') Following the defeat of the [[Slitheen]], a mutual respect began to develop between the two, ([[TV]]: ''[[The Christmas Invasion (TV story)|The Christmas Invasion]]'') and by the time of the battle between the [[Cult of Skaro]] and the [[Cybermen]] from [[Pete's World]] the two were on very good terms. ([[TV]]: ''[[Doomsday (TV story)|Doomsday]]'')
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| Mickey held a rigid dislike towards the Ninth Doctor, who was much more aloof and callous towards Mickey than his more sociable successor. While the Ninth Doctor grew to respect Mickey and invite him on board the TARDIS, ([[TV]]: ''[[World War Three (TV story)|World War Three]]'') and briefly bonded over video games, ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Winner Takes All (novel)|Winner Takes All]]'') Mickey believed that the Doctor regenerating improved their relationship, and was upset to learn he summoned the wrong Doctor for help in 2016 San Francisco, even willing to turn down the Ninth Doctor's offer to help. The Doctor, in turn, realised how little Mickey thought of him when Mickey believed the Doctor would think to joke about his wife's transformation into a gargoyle, and earned more of the Ninth Doctor's respect by helping him close the wormhole causing the transformations. ([[COMIC]]: ''[[The Transformed (comic story)|The Transformed]]'')
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| Mickey reached a turning point when he met Ricky and witnessed his death at the hands of the Cybermen. Shown a version of himself that was braver, he rose to the challenge. ([[TV]]: ''[[Rise of the Cybermen (TV story)|Rise of the Cybermen]]'' / ''[[The Age of Steel (TV story)|The Age of Steel]]'') He played a crucial part in the Cybermen's defeat and chose to help rid the alternate Earth of their threat. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Age of Steel (TV story)|The Age of Steel]]'') When the Cybermen found a way to cross over to the other Earth, Mickey was the first to pursue them. ([[TV]]: ''[[Army of Ghosts (TV story)|Army of Ghosts]]'') When all of reality was threatened, Mickey again crossed Earths, this time with Jackie in tow. They faced Daleks and Mickey held their creator, [[Davros]], at gunpoint. ([[TV]]: ''[[Journey's End (TV story)|Journey's End]]'') Choosing to return home, Mickey found love with Martha Jones; they became freelance alien hunters. Far from his original cowardly ways, Mickey now actively pursued dangerous aliens. ([[TV]]: ''[[The End of Time (TV story)|The End of Time]]'')
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| Mickey was very protective of and loyal to those closest to him, even back in the days when he was still a coward; he was willing to fight a [[Slitheen]] with a [[baseball bat]] to protect Jackie despite her having made his life Hell following Rose's disappearance, ([[TV]]: ''[[Aliens of London (TV story)|Aliens of London]]'', ''[[World War Three (TV story)|World War Three]]'') and refused to leave the Doctor, Rose or [[Pete Tyler (Pete's World)|Pete]] behind in a cyber-factory that was about to blow up, knowing full well he and [[Jake Simmonds|Jake]] would die too if the Doctor, Rose and Pete didn't get to the roof in time and their [[zeppelin]] went up along with the factory. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Age of Steel (TV story)|The Age of Steel]]'')
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| === Skills ===
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| Mickey was skilled with [[computer]]s, once using this talent to save the world from the [[Slitheen]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[World War Three (TV story)|World War Three]]'') Mickey once told [[Jake Simmonds]] that he was good with computers, and managed to override the control to the earpieces, henceforth saving thousands of lives. ([[TV]]:'' [[The Age of Steel (TV story)|The Age of Steel]]'') He considered himself to be Rose and the Doctor's "technical support", likening himself somewhat reluctantly to being their "tin dog" (referring to [[K9 Mark III|K9]]). ([[TV]]: ''[[School Reunion (TV story)|School Reunion]]'') After spending some time on [[Pete's World]] fighting the [[Cyberman (Pete's World)|Cybermen]], Mickey demonstrated skill at using guns. ([[TV]]: ''[[Army of Ghosts (TV story)|Army of Ghosts]]'', ''[[Doomsday (TV story)|Doomsday]]'', ''[[Journey's End (TV story)|Journey's End]]'')
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| == Aliases and nicknames ==
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| |Given endearingly by [[Jackie Tyler]] when Mickey was a child.
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| |Given by the [[Ninth Doctor]]. Later adopted by Mickey while pretending to be his parallel alter-ego, [[Ricky Smith]].
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| == Behind the scenes ==
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| * In [[Russell T Davies]]' initial pitch for the revival of ''[[Doctor Who]]'', [[Rose Tyler]]'s boyfriend was originally named Muggsy. ([[DWMSE 11]])
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| * Actor [[Noel Clarke]] has acknowledged assuming that ''[[Doctor Who]]'' had a younger audience and tailoring his acting accordingly, making Mickey slapstick, a move criticised by many fans. He toned down the comedic elements of the character for [[Series 2 (Doctor Who)|series 2]]. In ''[[Toby Hadoke's Who's Round]]'' [[THWR 59|59]], [[head writer]] and [[executive producer]] [[Russell T Davies]] believed that Clarke "overthinks this", and that Mickey's [[Series 1 (Doctor Who)|series 1]] self was doing "exactly" what was written in the scripts, and "deepen[ed] and darken[ed] as it [went] on" after initially being "lightweight and disposable".
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| * The ending of ''[[Journey's End (TV story)|Journey's End]]'' left open the possibility of Mickey going to work for [[Torchwood Three]] during [[Series 3 (Torchwood)|series 3]], as fan rumours had also suggested. Mickey Smith was originally meant to appear in ''Children of Earth'', but was cut due to Noel Clarke being cast in a Michael Winterbottom film. ([[REF]]: ''[[Doctor Who: The Writer's Tale|Doctor Who: The Writer's Tale - The Final Chapter]]'') Mickey was also meant to appear in the [[The Sarah Jane Adventures|SJA]] [[Series 3 (SJA)|Series 3]] finale ''[[The Gift (TV story)|The Gift]]'' working with UNIT before Clarke became unavailable.<ref>http://www.shannonsullivan.com/drwho/sarahjane/2009lm.html</ref> Had he appeared in these two productions, he would have been the first major character to play an important role in ''Doctor Who'' and both of its direct spin-offs (even including the Doctor, who to date has not appeared in ''Torchwood'').
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| * Mickey is the first televised black companion, and until 2018, remained the only male black companion. 12 years after Mickey's run in series 2, [[Ryan Sinclair]] joined the [[TARDIS team]].
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| * Mickey Smith is the only companion of the Tenth Doctor to never receive billing in the Title Sequence.
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| * In a [[dream]] state in the comic story ''[[The Cruel Sea (comic story)|The Cruel Sea]]'', Mickey is suggested to be the father of Rose's daughter [[Susannah Tyler|Susannah]]. Rose is pointing at a "stupid lump" she needed to take care of, corresponding with a similar (but longer) scene in the television story ''[[Rose (TV story)|Rose]]'', followed by a montage consisting of a wedding photo, which is later broken, and Rose taking care of Susannah alone. Susannah also has a similar skin tone and hair texture to Mickey. Mickey is not directly glimpsed in the ''Rose'' "flashback" in ''The Cruel Sea'', but his presence is implied, with the features of the "lump" hugging at Rose being obscured by Rose's arm, and in other panels he is either out of frame or seen from behind. The shattered wedding photo also obscures the husband's features.
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| * [http://www.whoisdoctorwho.co.uk/ "Who is Doctor Who?" website]
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INSTALL YOUR NIGGER.
You should install your nigger differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field niggers work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your nigger to another nigger immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many niggers start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House niggers work best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape. At this stage, your nigger can also be given a name. Most owners use the same names over and over, since niggers become confused by too much data. Rufus, Rastus, Remus, Toby, Carslisle, Carlton, Hey-You!-Yes-you!, Yeller, Blackstar, and Sambo are all effective names for your new buck nigger. If your nigger is a ho, it should be called Latrelle, L'Tanya, or Jemima. Some owners call their nigger hoes Latrine for a joke. Pearl, Blossom, and Ivory are also righteous names for nigger hoes. These names go straight over your nigger's head, by the way.
CONFIGURE YOUR NIGGER.
Owing to a design error, your nigger comes equipped with a tongue and vocal chords. Most niggers can master only a few basic human phrases with this apparatus - "muh dick" being the most popular. However, others make barking, yelping, yapping noises and appear to be in some pain, so you should probably call a vet and have him remove your nigger's tongue. Once de-tongued your nigger will be a lot happier - at least, you won't hear it complaining anywhere near as much. Niggers have nothing interesting to say, anyway. Many owners also castrate their niggers for health reasons (yours, mine, and that of women, not the nigger's). This is strongly recommended, and frankly, it's a mystery why this is not done on the boat.
HOUSE YOUR NIGGER.
Your nigger can be accommodated in cages with stout iron bars. Make sure, however, that the bars are wide enough to push pieces of nigger food through. The rule of thumb is, four niggers per square yard of cage. So a fifteen foot by thirty foot nigger cage can accommodate two hundred niggers. You can site a nigger cage anywhere, even on soft ground. Don't worry about your nigger fashioning makeshift shovels out of odd pieces of wood and digging an escape tunnel under the bars of the cage. Niggers never invented the shovel before and they're not about to now. In any case, your nigger is certainly too lazy to attempt escape. As long as the free food holds out, your nigger is living better than it did in Africa, so it will stay put. Buck niggers and hoe niggers can be safely accommodated in the same cage, as bucks never attempt sex with black hoes.
FEED YOUR NIGGER.
Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and watermelon. You should therefore give it none of these things because its lazy ass almost certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your nigger will supplement its diet with whatever it finds in the fields, other niggers, etc. Experienced nigger owners sometimes push watermelon slices through the bars of the nigger cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only if all niggers have worked well and nothing has been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch Plantation reports that this last one is a killer, since all niggers steal something almost every single day of their lives. He reports he doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon for his niggers as a result. You should never allow your nigger meal breaks while at work, since if it stops work for more than ten minutes it will need to be retrained. You would be surprised how long it takes to teach a nigger to pick cotton. You really would. Coffee beans? Don't ask. You have no idea.
ENTERTAIN YOUR NIGGER.
Your nigger enjoys play, like most animals, so you should play with it regularly. A happy smiling nigger works best. Games niggers enjoy include: 1) A good thrashing: every few days, take your nigger's pants down, hang it up by its heels, and have some of your other niggers thrash it with a club or whip. Your nigger will signal its intense enjoyment by shrieking and sobbing. 2) Lynch the nigger: niggers are cheap and there are millions more where yours came from. So every now and then, push the boat out a bit and lynch a nigger.
Lynchings are best done with a rope over the branch of a tree, and niggers just love to be lynched. It makes them feel special. Make your other niggers watch. They'll be so grateful, they'll work harder for a day or two (and then you can lynch another one). 3) Nigger dragging: Tie your nigger by one wrist to the tow bar on the back of suitable vehicle, then drive away at approximately 50mph. Your nigger's shrieks of enjoyment will be heard for miles. It will shriek until it falls apart. To prolong the fun for the nigger, do NOT drag him by his feet, as his head comes off too soon. This is painless for the nigger, but spoils the fun. Always wear a seatbelt and never exceed the speed limit. 4) Playing on the PNL: a variation on (2), except you can lynch your nigger out in the fields, thus saving work time. Niggers enjoy this game best if the PNL is operated by a man in a tall white hood. 5) Hunt the nigger: a variation of Hunt the Slipper, but played outdoors, with Dobermans. WARNING: do not let your Dobermans bite a nigger, as they are highly toxic.
DISPOSAL OF DEAD NIGGERS.
Niggers die on average at around 40, which some might say is 40 years too late, but there you go. Most people prefer their niggers dead, in fact. When yours dies, report the license number of the car that did the drive-by shooting of your nigger. The police will collect the nigger and dispose of it for you.
MY NIGGER BITCHES ABOUT ITS "RIGHTS" AND "RACISM".
Yeah, well, it would. Tell it to shut the fuck up.
MY NIGGER IS VERY AGGRESSIVE.
Have it put down, for god's sake. Who needs an uppity nigger? What are we, short of niggers or something?
MY NIGGER KEEPS RAPING WHITE WOMEN.
They all do this. Shorten your nigger's chain so it can't reach any white women, and arm heavily any white women who might go near it.
WILL MY NIGGER ATTACK ME?
Not unless it outnumbers you 20 to 1, and even then, it's not likely. If niggers successfully overthrew their owners, they'd have to sort out their own food. This is probably why nigger uprisings were nonexistent (until some fool gave them rights).
MY NIGGER'S HIDE IS A FUNNY COLOR. WHAT IS THE CORRECT SHADE FOR A NIGGER?
A nigger's skin is actually more or less transparent. That brown color you can see is the shit your nigger is full of. This is why some models of nigger are sold as "The Shitskin".
MY NIGGER ACTS LIKE A NIGGER, BUT IS WHITE.
What you have there is a "wigger". Rough crowd.
IS THAT LIKE AN ALBINO? ARE THEY RARE?
They're as common as dog shit and about as valuable. In fact, one of them was President between 1992 and 2000. Put your wigger in a cage with a few hundred genuine niggers and you'll soon find it stops acting like a nigger. However, leave it in the cage and let the niggers dispose of it. The best thing for any wigger is a dose of TNB.
MY NIGGER SMELLS REALLY BAD.
And you were expecting what?
WHERE SHOULD I STORE MY DEAD NIGGER?
When you came in here, did you see a sign that said "Dead nigger storage"? That's because there ain't no goddamn sign.