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| <center><div style="font-size:3em;font-family: 'Futura', 'Gill Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', 'Trebuchet MS', Verdana, 'URW Gothic L','Nimbus Sans L',sans-serif;"><span style="letter-spacing:3px">{{Special:Editcount/{{PAGENAME}}}}/{{Special:Editcount/CzechBot}}</span><ref>No, I don't know why this number is different than the tally number in the blue-and-white box above it. But that hardly matters. The point is that this figure has what can only be called a ''dubious'' provenance. While considered accurate by some [[Draconian]]s and [[Racnoss]], [[Raxacoricofallapatorian]]s, [[Usurian]]s and [[Mentor]]s have predictably allied themselves in opposition to the number as representing an unacceptable level of anti-profitability. The [[CIA]] have also found it problematically low, and it may be one of the reasons they assigned [[Serena|Lady Serena]] to be the [[Second Doctor]]'s parole officer in [[PROSE]]: ''[[World Game]]''. Nevertheless, recent computations by [[Mr Smith]] and [[Ricky Smith]] and [[Lavinia Smith]] agree that the number ''is'' accurate, much to the chagrin of [[John Smith]].</ref></div></center> <br>
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| | This is war, CzechOut, you and your precious CzechBot and all the Admins are going down you are the ringleading fuck you even hasve your own wiki how sad is that fuuuuck you you sadistic cunt [[User:Doug87|Doug87]] |
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| [[File:Officials.jpg|thumb|left|There are bureaucrats, and then there are ''blue'' bureaucrats. I think we know which ones ''rock'' the red tape.]]
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| <div class=sfh style="font-size:250%">Yeah, I'm one of ''those'' guys</div>
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| Howdy! I'm a bureaucrat here at Tardis. This means I'm an [[tardis:administrators|administrator]] with the ability to change your [[tardis:user rights|user rights]]. As an administrator, my focus tends to be on the kind of drudgery that most people don't like to mess with. If you need to clean up links on a thousand pages, set up a category structure, or figure out how to code a time-saving template, I'm your guy. As a result, I'm essentially this wiki's '''IT guy'''.
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| <div class=sfh style="font-size:200%">No, seriously, I ''need'' to get out more</div>
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| I also tend be interested in defining wiki policy. I therefore hang out quite a bit at [[forum:Panopticon|our policy forum]] and spend some amount of time archiving the policy decision of our community. If you have a question about why we do things the way we do, I'm a good person — but surely not the ''only'' person — to ask. I also will likely be one of the first admin to give you a gentle nudge on your talk page if you fall foul of our [[tardis:manual of style|manual of style]] or any of our other [[:category:policies|policies]].
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| [[file:Carrots.jpg|thumb|right|Awwwww. [[Carrot]]s. On [[Mars]]. Lovely.]]
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| <div class=sfh style="font-size:200%">So, that was the carrot. Here's the stick.</div>
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| I generally try to assume that you're making good faith edits, so I'm pretty slow to block people. However, be forewarned that there are four policy violations that will make me almost certainly ban you for some period of time. Please do not violate our [[tardis:video policy|video policy]], our [[tardis:no personal attacks|ban against personal attacks]], our [[T:SOCK|ban against sock puppets]], or our [[tardis:editing policy|prohibition against edit warring]]. Seriously. Don't do it. Warning. One. It. That was.
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| [[file:SixthDoctor1.jpg|thumb|left|Halt, in the name of this very silly coat!]]
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| <div class=sfh style="font-size:200%">Watch out for the speed bumps</div>
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| Very occasionaly, I ''do'' throw out very tiny blocks, of usually 5 minutes to an hour, if you happen to be editing in a way that's preventing [[user:CzechBot|the bot]] from operating smoothly, or if you're making a number of the same editing mistakes '''rapidly and repeatedly'''. '''''Please'' don't take these tiny blocks personally.''' They're just a way to grab your attention. They in no way mean that you're a bad editor, that I "hate you", or anything negative at all. They simply stop your editing long enough for me to leave a message on your talk page.
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| Because I'm usually trying to do a lot of things at once, I can forget things that I've promised to do for people. If you're one of the people whom I'm currently disappointing, '''please don't hesitate to [[user talk:CzechOut|leave me a message]]'''. Likewise, please drop me a line if there's a laborious task you need done, like changing a category's name, or properly [[tardis:disambiguation policy|disambiguating]] a title.
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| <div class=sfh style="font-size:200%">There's some fun in me. Probably. Just ''there''.</div>
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| All this said, I'm really not just a technocrat around here. I originally came here to write about the [[Doctor Who universe|''Doctor Who'' universe]]. I tend to gravitate towards pages about the cast, crew and stories of the DWU, but I also am responsible for major rewrites on some of the "bigger" in-universe pages, like [[companion]], [[Mel Bush]], [[Dodo Chaplet]] and [[Susan Foreman]]. (Yeah, I like me an underdog.) I also tend to edit thematically, and have added many smaller pages about [[state]]s, cities, years, centuries, and many others. I tend to enjoy writing about those [[:Category:cultural references from the real world|cultural references from the real world]] which appear in DWU narratives, and I firmly believe we should make every effort not to go beyond what is ''actually'' stated in DWU sources when we write those articles.
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