Jo Is Making a Thing

"Jo Is Making a Thing" was a song sung by the Scorchies when Jo Grant was making crafts during their TV show. (AUDIO: The Scorchies)

Original lyrics

Jo is making a thing,

It's got lights that flash and go bing!

Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,

Jo, making a thing.

Jo is making a thing,

Press a button to eat like a king!

Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,

Jo, making a thing.

Because it's child's play,

To make a Souffle.

All you need is a little tap.

Make it! Bake it!

Chop and shake it!

It'll make it really spun!

Here's an eye-full,

Of a Trifle!

Cookin' up a jealousy pride.

Because Jo is making a thing.

Jo is making a thing!

Can we watch it fizzle and sing?

Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,

Jo making a thing!

So, an a Monday,

We'll make a Flambe!

And it lasts for nearly a week!

A cheesy omelette,

Can make you forget,

If you're feeling less than magnifique!

I can do it!

Cordon Bleu it!

It's not my job for calling it tripe!

Because Jo is making a thing!

Jo is making a thing!

It's got lights that flash and go bing!

What a lovely thing to sing about!

What a lovely thing to spring about!

What a lovely highly fling about!

Jo making a thing!

Yeah!