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[[Nuke Noodle]] hasn't visited [[2012]] in a whole "because everyone in 2012 has a smelly [[Posterior|bottom]]" and is surprised to see there's now "[[Dalek|talking wheelie bins]]" everywhere. He rips the [[head]] off [[Simon (Nuke Noodle)|Simon the Dalek]] and slams a [[Bin bag|binbag]] into it, to the dismayed [[horror]] of his [[best friend]] [[Colin (Nuke Noodle)|Colin]]. Before a [[fight]] can break out, [[Eleventh Doctor|the Doctor]] pushes past Nuke to deal with the [[Daleks]] but his endless quick [[Talking|talk]] "makes Nuke's [[brain]] [[Crying|cry]]", so the [[wrestler]] piledrives him. Colin thanks him as the Daleks have been failing at this for [[900 (number)|900]] [[Year|years]]. The battered Doctor is dismayed to learn a "very [[Stupidity|stupid]] [[man]]" has a [[time machine]], only to get thumped again. | [[Nuke Noodle]] hasn't visited [[2012]] in a whole "because everyone in 2012 has a smelly [[Posterior|bottom]]" and is surprised to see there's now "[[Dalek|talking wheelie bins]]" everywhere. He rips the [[head]] off [[Simon (Nuke Noodle)|Simon the Dalek]] and slams a [[Bin bag|binbag]] into it, to the dismayed [[horror]] of his [[best friend]] [[Colin (Nuke Noodle)|Colin]]. Before a [[fight]] can break out, [[Eleventh Doctor|the Doctor]] pushes past Nuke to deal with the [[Daleks]] but his endless quick [[Talking|talk]] "makes Nuke's [[brain]] [[Crying|cry]]", so the [[wrestler]] piledrives him. Colin thanks him as the Daleks have been failing at this for [[900 (number)|900]] [[Year|years]]. The battered Doctor is dismayed to learn a "very [[Stupidity|stupid]] [[man]]" has a [[time machine]], only to get thumped again. | ||
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*Simon is a [[yellow Dalek]] and Colin is a [[purple Dalek]]. | *Simon is a [[yellow Dalek]] and Colin is a [[purple Dalek]]. | ||
* Simon calls Nuke a "hideous [[Earthman]]". | *Simon calls Nuke a "hideous [[Earthman]]". | ||
*Simon tells Nuke that he has an "amazing [[haircut]]". | *Simon tells Nuke that he has an "amazing [[haircut]]". | ||
*Simon and Colin use the [[word]] "[[Extermination|Exterminate]]". | *Simon and Colin use the [[word]] "[[Extermination|Exterminate]]". | ||
==Notes== | ==Notes == | ||
''to be added'' | ''to be added'' | ||
Revision as of 11:05, 30 May 2022
An unnamed strip about Nuke Noodle ran in The Dandy #3600 on the 29th September 2012, featuring a parodic appearance of the Daleks and the Eleventh Doctor. The conceit of the strip is Nuke Noodle, a hyperviolent and idiotic wrestler, has taken a time machine to look for new fights. It was written and drawn by Alexander Matthews.
The story was advertised on the cover.
Plot
Nuke Noodle hasn't visited 2012 in a whole "because everyone in 2012 has a smelly bottom" and is surprised to see there's now "talking wheelie bins" everywhere. He rips the head off Simon the Dalek and slams a binbag into it, to the dismayed horror of his best friend Colin. Before a fight can break out, the Doctor pushes past Nuke to deal with the Daleks but his endless quick talk "makes Nuke's brain cry", so the wrestler piledrives him. Colin thanks him as the Daleks have been failing at this for 900 years. The battered Doctor is dismayed to learn a "very stupid man" has a time machine, only to get thumped again.
Characters
References
- Simon is a yellow Dalek and Colin is a purple Dalek.
- Simon calls Nuke a "hideous Earthman".
- Simon tells Nuke that he has an "amazing haircut".
- Simon and Colin use the word "Exterminate".
Notes
to be added
