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The Doctor's Guide to 2012 is a meta-fictional short story printed in DWA 249. The story is presented as an in-universe, month-by-month rundown from the Eleventh Doctor of events of the, from the reader's perspective, the upcoming year.

Summary

January

Wow! 2012! Look at it there, all shiny and new. And cold! Shiny and new and cold and full of tiny horses from outer space. Yes, January sees Earth invaded by horses so tiddly that no one notices. Except me, of course. I give them some tiny sugar lumps and they go home very happy.

February

Bah! February is a rubbish month! Except in 2012, when it is absolutely BRILLIANT! For reasons scientists are unable to explain, the whole month smells faintly of blackcurrant, except in Doncaster, where everything goes a lovely shade of orange.

March

A meteor in the exact shape of Dermot O'Leary's face comes dangerously close to Earth in March, but burns up in the atmosphere until it is no bigger than a pea that looks just like Davina McCall. Spooky!

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Worldbuilding

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Doctor Who Adventures prose fiction
Standalone
Hello, Time Travellers
TBA
My Monster Day
Dear Readers
1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 10 • 11 • 12 • 13 • 14 • 15 • 16 • 17 • 18 • 19 • 20 • 21 • 22 • 23 • 24
The Paternoster Gang Investigates
The Singular Case of the Blue Men of the Minch • The Phantom of the Music Hall • The Giant's Heart • The Singular Case of the Time Machine • The Tudor Engagement • The Curious Case of the Misery Diary • The Spectre of Paternoster Row • The Case of the Dissolving Man • The Confounding Case of the Planetary Prankster • The Importance of Being Strax • The Case of the Curious Fugitive • The Pernicious Plots of the Big Game Hunter • The Dangerous Dilemma of the Dream Doorway • The Terror of the Thames • The Pneuman League • The Curious Case of the Miniature Menaces • The Fear Factory • The Insidious Ideas of the Danger Thinkers • The Howling on the Hills • The Evolution Episode • Assassin on the Railroads • The Inscrutable Illusionist • The Curious Conundrum of the Weirdling Wood
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