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''''The King's balls get bigger every year!''''
''''The King's balls get bigger every year!''''


Bernice Surprise Summerfield is settling into her new job as Professor of Archaeology at [[St Oscar's University]] on the planet Dellah — one of the most prestigious centres of learning in the [[Milky Way]]. She wants to put her past, especially her failed marriage, behind her.
Bernice Surprise Summerfield is settling into her new job as Professor of Archaeology at [[St. Oscar's University]] on the planet Dellah — one of the most prestigious centres of learning in the [[Milky Way]]. She wants to put her past, especially her failed marriage, behind her.


So she's glad when she gets the chance to take her tutorial group to investigate the lost civilisation of [[Perfecton]]. Three whole weeks of archaeological research in the field. The perfect way to forget your worries.
So she's glad when she gets the chance to take her tutorial group to investigate the lost civilisation of [[Perfecton]]. Three whole weeks of archaeological research in the field. The perfect way to forget your worries.
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[[Perfecton]], [[Advanced Research Department]],  
[[Perfecton]], [[Advanced Research Department]],  


* [[St Oscar's University]] is located on the planet [[Dellah]], the Sultan of [[Tashwari]] was the original founder of the university.
* [[St. Oscar's University]] is located on the planet [[Dellah]], the Sultan of [[Tashwari]] was the original founder of the university.


* Benny gives Michael Doran ''[[Make Dangerous Love to Me - The Erotic Poetry of Carla Tsampiras]]'', which supposedly according to Benny "There are bits about archaeology.".
* Benny gives Michael Doran ''[[Make Dangerous Love to Me - The Erotic Poetry of Carla Tsampiras]]'', which supposedly according to Benny "There are bits about archaeology.".

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Publisher's Summary

'The King's balls get bigger every year!'

Bernice Surprise Summerfield is settling into her new job as Professor of Archaeology at St. Oscar's University on the planet Dellah — one of the most prestigious centres of learning in the Milky Way. She wants to put her past, especially her failed marriage, behind her.

So she's glad when she gets the chance to take her tutorial group to investigate the lost civilisation of Perfecton. Three whole weeks of archaeological research in the field. The perfect way to forget your worries.

She doesn't bank on three things.

That Menlove Stokes, Professor of Applied Art, and various other academics would be along for the ride. That vicious alien marauders would decide to explore the planet at the same time. And that a reactivated Perfecton device would plunge her into a situation that can only be described as — panto.

Characters

Bernice Summerfield

  • Benny uses Ah: A Perfume For An Alien or Human.
  • Benny has the name Dick Whittington in the panto reality.

Wolsey

Menlove Stokes

  • Professor of Applied Arts at Dellah University.

Joseph

  • This is the first appearance of Benny's robotic porter (looks like a hovering sphere).

Michael Doran

References

Perfecton, Advanced Research Department,

Notes

  • There are quite a lot of "dick" jokes throughout the novel (primarily made by Wolsey).

Continuity

  • This novel introduces Marcus Krytell, Benny meets him in Ship of Fools.

External Links

Doctor Who Reference Guide - Detailed Synopsis: Oh No It Isn't