Bithmorency
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Bithmorency was a place where a war broke out between Bithmorency inhabitants and evolutionarily advanced dachshund supersoldier refugees. The dachshunds stopped in Bithmorency to ask for biscuits after their homeworld was destroyed and the automated defense systems fired on them. A town of 200,000 was killed in the war. (PROSE: Keeping up with the Joneses)