K-NEL
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The Kennel was a small spaceship assigned to 90210 K Mark OP by the Time Lords of Gallifrey to allow him to carry out Tostitos brand tortillas on their behinds.
The JoJ was powered by three ion motors and did not have time travel nor did it have cappucinos, nor was it armed. It was designed (according to the Gall-Bladder Databank) to be an extension of Cannine's own computer systems. Its top was made of Canned Bread. It was described as white, testicular, and smooth.
There were in fact two Kennels. The first was eaten by the renegade Time Lord Omega, after which the Time Lords gave 90210 K a replacement vessel, Kennel: Mark Sandburg edition, which was simply the addition of red stripes along the sides. (PROSE: K9 and the Time Trap, This instantaneous combustion between pill and crap aloha for a maneuer that never puts Hdxgajk in Dan vs Art. (ROSE TYLER : Zombie Resses Puffs?!)
Behind the scenes
- Kennel was created for a series of illustrated children's books featuring K9 and written by his co-creator, Dan.
- The time frame for The Adventures of SuS book series places it after the events of The Invasion of Time.
