"Jo Is Making a Thing"

"Jo Is Making a Thing" was a song sung by the Scorchies when Jo Grant was making crafts during their TV show. They later sang a reprise of it as Jo and Professor Baffle attempted to counteract the Doctor's attack. (AUDIO: The Scorchies ^[+]Loading...["The Scorchies (audio story)"])

Original lyrics

Jo is making a thing,
It's got lights that flash and go bing!
Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,
Jo, making a thing.

Jo is making a thing,
Press a button to eat like a king!
Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,
Jo, making a thing.

Because it's child's play,
To make a Souffle.
All you need is a little time.
Make it! Bake it!
Chocolate shake it!
It'll make it really sublime!
Here's an eye-full,
Of a Trifle!
Cookin' up a jelly surprise.
Because Jo is making a thing.

Jo is making a thing,
Can we watch it fizzle and zing?
Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,
Jo, making a thing.

So, an a Monday,
We'll make a Flambe!
And it lasts for nearly a week!
A cheesy omelette,
Can make you forget,
If you're feeling less than magnifique!
I can do it!
Cordon Bleu it!
It's not much of a culinary trial
Because Jo is making a thing!

Jo is making a thing!
It's got lights that flash and go bing!
What a lovely thing to sing about!
What a lovely thing to spring about!
What a lovely highland fling about!
Jo making a thing!
Yeah!

Reprise lyrics

</poem>Jo is making a thing, It's held together with a piece of string! Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about, Jo, making a thing.

Jo is making a thing, Let's hope it goes with a swing! Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about, Jo, making a thing.

So, take a Felt Tip, With a Firm Grip, And Scribble in your Colouring Book. Take a fork and, A cork in your hand! And swing it round like a Grappling Hook! We make it so cool, Here at our Play-School, Cut out the Gobbledy-Gook! Because Jo is making a thing.

Jo is making a thing, C'mon everyone let us sing! It's a lovely thing to sing about! Jo, making a thing.

Yes, she's making a thing! Steppin' out of our Hot Spring! What a lovely thing to sing about! We're giving mayhem a death to fling about! Give a chew on a teething ring about! Jo making a thing!</poem>