"We Are the Scorchies"

"We Are the Scorchies" was a song sung by the Scorchies when they first met Henry Gordon Jago. Jago called it brilliant and hired them on the spot. (AUDIO: The Wax Princess, Encore of the Scorchies)

Scorchies, Scorchies, we are the Scorchies.

We love to sing and entertain.

Scorchies, Scorchies, we are the Scorchies.

Some people think that we’re insane.

Scorchies, Scorchies, we are the Scorchies.

Listen in close as we sing our song.

Scorchies, Scorchies, we are the Scorchies.

And if you like it, sing along.

We’re a parade of performing habits,

A riotous rabble, we’re all the rage.

A troupe of talented terpsichoreans,

Singing and skipping from stage to stage.

We’ll sing, we’ll dance, we’ll jig, we’ll prance,

For Mister Jago our favourite MC.

And if you  like the look of our act

Then book us to star at the New Regency.

Scorchies, Scorchies, we are the Scorchies.

All in together, a motley crew.

Scorchies, Scorchies, we are the Scorchies.

Give us a chance to perform for you!