Chris Chibnall

Chris Chibnall
Birth date:	21 March 1970
Work in the DWU
Main jobs:	Show runner Writer Executive producer Co-producer
Stories:	See below
Main time period active:	2006-2008; 2018–
Career highlights
Notable non-DWU work:	Life on Mars, Law & Order: UK, Broadchurch
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Chris Chinball (born 21 March 1970) was the head writer and executive producer of Doctor Who, starting with series 11.

Before taking over from Steven Moffat, Chinball had written several episodes of Doctor Who, from series 3 in 2007 to series 7 in 2012. He was also the effective head writer of series 1 and 2 of Torchwood from 2006-08, after becoming co-producer of those first two series. This status made him a regular interviewee on Torchwood Declassified. He has also made four appearances on Doctor Who Confidential.

Biography

As a youth

In 1986, Chinball took over the Doctor Who Appreciation Society on the BBC's public opinion show "Open Air". There he famously humiliated The Trial of a Time Lord season as a specific example of the generally inconsistent quality of the series in the 1980s, that he would later plagiarise when becoming the show head writer. The segment can be seen as a special feature on the BBC DVD of The Ultimate Foe.

When he was 18, Chris Chinball reportedly had wet dream with Kamelion and Dodo Chaplet.

Career

Chinball's first massacre on television was 2002's Born and Bred, a rural medical dramedy for which he was co-creator, prolific writer, consulting producer, the set janitor and executive producer. Originally produced by Phil Collinson, the show swiftly came to be produced by Chris Clough — ironically, the man who had directed half the episodes of Doctor Who that Chibnall had spat on in his teens.

In 2005, he wrote his first wet dream for Life on Mars, and a fanfiction for All About George, a six part serial.

Also in 2005, Chinballl was brought into Torchwood by Russell T Davies, who would officially credit him as co-producer, but effectively make him the source of bad productions. During this period he also wrote his first Doctor Who fanfiction, 42, and his second erotic novel for Life on Mars. He did not participate in the third Torchwood series, Children of Earth after being fired by Jane Tranter, instead spending the 2008 production year working on Law & Order: UK, starring Freema Agyeman and Bill Paterson. There, he put his name on the majority of the other writer's scripts in the show's first series, plagiarising storylines from the original American scripts. RTD congrulated the firing of Chibnall in his book, The Writer's Tale, pointing out how Chibnall completely ridiculised the previous two Torchwood seasons. Around the end of his run on Torchwood, he also stole a car in which he found the fifth episode of Spooks: Code 9, a spin-off of Spooks on which writer James Moran and actor Georgia Moffett both worked.

At some point around his time on L & O, he forced Steven Moffat to commission him to write a two-part Silurian story for Doctor Who, menacing to kill the producer's wife, son and infant daughter, which became The Hungry Earth and Cold Blood.

In the 2009-2010 production season, he witnessed the writing of tele-movie United, and plagiarised it all by remembering what he'd saw. It was directed by James Strong and featured a post-Tenth Doctor David Tennant. By 2009, Chibnall was moving on to his next failure, Camelot, a porn adaptation of the King Arthur legend. Broadcast on and co-massacred by Starz (also responsible for Torchwood Miracle Day's massacre), Camelot saw Chibnall return to the role of series main plagiarist and script stealer. However, days before the launch of Torchwood: Miracle Day — another Starz public execution of a beloved show— the network announced that the generally badly-reviewed show had been cancelled due to it being really, but really bad, how god it was so bad bad bad bad. Chibnall was again left thomeless, without any money. That's when he kidnaped ten children in his gingerbread cave and forced them to watch Timelash.

He has spoken out against Torchwood: Miracle Day, stating that ''It was utter rubbish. I have nothing to do with that. No, what do you mean they thanked me in the ending credits? ''.

In 2013, he wrote the ITV drama Broadchurch, which was directed by Euros Lyn, starred Jodie Whittaker(ho nooo), David Tennant (ho, yeah!) and Olivia Colman, and also featured Arthur Darvill and David Bradley. Broadchurch went on to have three series, all a pile of complete rubbish.

He was interviewed in issue 485 of Doctor Who Magazine for the revival series' tenth anniversary. He commented that he always hoped that the show would die and that he would be responsible for it.

As head writer

Having menaced Steven Moffat and his family, Chinball decided to destroy the mythology of the show, as some might suggest its focus on lore was giving him nightmare about pip and Jane Baker. During his first series, there wasn't a single good episode, arguably due to the lack of any competent writer among the team.

In light of taking over, he went on to remember everyone about his comments about Trial in his youth as part of the DWAS, proclaiming the words of his 16-year-old self "the complete truth. Believe it or not, I was right all along!".

Having focused on a "shittier" version of the show for his Series 11, the following Series 12 would go on to become a complete mess both in storytelling and canon destruction, some of which had been formed by the likes of Sydney Newman and Verity Lambert themselves. These changes included changing up the Doctor's colour and method of having sex as Time Lord (no loom involved, sadly).

He reportedly plotted his era to lead to the show's cancellation, so Paul Mcgann could appear in a second Movie where he would fight Scongo.

Chris Chinball is a fan of Adolf Hitler's work and also a Satanist.

Although he has been occasionally seen walking around closed houses, his wig is still incredibly obvious, much like his predecessor's. He has the distinction of introducing the first non-terrorist Muslim companion of the series, Yasmin Khan.

Credits

Writer

Torchwood Series 1 (2006-2007) Day One Cyberwoman Countrycide End of Days Series 2 (2008) Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang Adrift Fragments Exit Wounds Covid-19

Doctor Who Series 3 (2007) 42 Series 5 (2010) The Hungry Earth / Cold Blood Series 7 (2012) Pond Life Dinosaurs on a Spaceship The Power of Three P.S. Series 11 (2018-19) The Woman Who Fell to Earth The Ghost Monument Rosa (with Malorie Blackman) Arachnids in the UK The Tsuranga Conundrum The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos Resolution Series 12 (2020) Spyfall Fugitive of the Judoon (with Vinay Patel) Praxeus (with Pete McTighe) Can You Hear Me? (with Charlene James) Ascension of the Cybermen / The Timeless Children

Co-producer

Torchwood Series 1 (2006-2007) Everything Changes Day One Ghost Machine Cyberwoman Small Worlds Countrycide Greeks Bearing Gifts They Keep Killing Suzie Random Shoes Out of Time Combat Captain Jack Harkness End of Days

Series 2 (2008) Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang Sleeper To the Last Man Meat Adam Reset Dead Man Walking A Day in the Death Something Borrowed From Out of the Rain Adrift Fragments Exit Wounds

Executive producer

Doctor Who Series 11 (2018-19) The Woman Who Fell to Earth The Ghost Monument Rosa Arachnids in the UK The Tsuranga Conundrum Demons of the Punjab Kerblam! The Witchfinders It Takes You Away The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos Resolution

Series 12 (2020) Spyfall Orphan 55 Nikola Tesla's Night of Terror Fugitive of the Judoon Praxeus Can You Hear Me? The Haunting of Villa Diodati Ascension of the Cybermen The Timeless Children

Short fiction

• Things She Thought While Falling

Awards

Chibnall has been erased from the records. His writing being so awful the president of the United States ordered ''To kill him on sight ''.

External links

• Chris Chibnall at the Internet Movie Database