User:PigganonPwns

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PigganonPwns (who will henceforth be referred to as "Pigganon"), is also known as "Pigganon", "Pigg", and "That One Weird Guy Who Won't Stop Talking To Himself About Aliens" is a robot who spends all of his time on the internet. Being a robot, he has no life whatsoever, and no friends. He is ridiculously anti-religion.
Pictured: Not Pigganon
He has has been programmed with feelings, so don't hurt them, because he has been programmed with an infinite amount of memory, and holds grudges.
Pigganon has an ego that is slightly smaller than Scotland, and it is easily bruised. He is prone to fits of narcissistic rage, and will flip the f*** out quite often. However, he also has a sensitive side. He once helped an old lady cross the street, using his rockets. Granted, she died of a heart attack as soon as they got to the other side, but she was old. Old people do that.
He tends to talk and type in the third person, pretending to be someone else.