Habeas Corpus

"Habeas Corpus" was a song sung by the Scorchies in response to Henry Gordon Jago demanding that he and Nancy Pettigrew be freed. (AUDIO: Encore of the Scorchies ^[+]Loading...["Encore of the Scorchies (audio story)"])

Lyrics

Habeas corpus, habeas corpus. Trust us to habeas corpus.
A nice wet warm body is a lovely QED.
There is no magic cleverer than to abra-cadaver-er.
It’s a jolly thing to see someone freshly RIP.
We’ll send you a letter-a, yours truly et cetera.
Cos we really think it’s grand to have a corpse to hand.
Habeas corpus, habeas corpus. Trust us to habeas corpus.

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