The House That Hoxx Built (audio story)
The House That Hoxx Built was the first story in the audio anthology The Stuff of Nightmares, produced by Big Finish Productions. It was written by Tim Foley and featured Tim Treloar as the Third Doctor and Sadie Miller as Sarah Jane Smith.
Publisher's summary
When the Third Doctor and Sarah journey far into the future of Earth, the last thing they expect to find on the planet is a haunted house!
Invited to dinner by the Hoxx of Balhoon and his ovine ward, the TARDIS travellers experience strange and disturbing phenomena, and the Doctor is determined to discover the cause...
Plot
Whilst Francesca is in the attic, the Hoxx of Balhoon and Butler begin a search of the rest of the house for their ghost, although not before the Hoxx decides to make himself a sandwich.
The Doctor and Sarah arrive on a stormy Earth in the far future and, using an umbrella with a question mark handle, they explore the seemingly empty planet before spotting an old priory in the valley. The door is answered by Butler, a Digihuman malfunctioning due to the humidity, who invites them in and introduces them to the Hoxx. Due to the time period, the Doctor claims that he and Sarah are from Earnest.
The Hoxx tells the Doctor and Sarah that the house is a recreation of one from the second millennium and will one day be a museum. Francesca is able to convince the Hoxx to allow them to stay and shows Sarah around the house whilst the Doctor cuts vegetables with the Hoxx and discusses Galactic Heritage's conservation efforts. Butler suddenly disappears from the kitchen and reappears with Sarah and Francesca, although he does not know why and returns on foot. Francesca tells Sarah about the ghost and, whilst she refuses to return to the locked attic, she agrees to tell her the details later on.
At dinner, the Hoxx reluctantly tells the Doctor and Sarah about Lady Pendle, a trustee who came to survey the house and, during a power cut, was terrified by something and did not say anything for the rest of her stay. Whatever she saw made her spines turn white. The Doctor suggests that they check the attic, but the Hoxx refuses to do so during the night and indicates that, in restoring the house, they have restored the ghosts of the old priory.
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Cast
- The Doctor - Tim Treloar
- Sarah Jane Smith - Sadie Miller
- The Hoxx of Balhoon - Dan Starkey
- Francesca - Ozioma Whenu
- Butler - David Rintoul
References
- The Hoxx eats sandwiches.
- The Doctor has a lightning-resistant umbrella with a question mark handle.
- The Doctor claims that he and Sarah are from Earnest, the seventh planet of Trinity. It is populated by people with two heads and is known by the Hoxx.
- The Hoxx believes that humans would roast animals called mallows after taking them from their marshes.
- The Hoxx assumes that the Doctor and Sarah are from Galactic Heritage. Galactic Heritage have realigned Earth's orbit, fused a new atmosphere and dragged continents back into classic positions.
- Francesca is a Fleeceling of the Upright Flock, descended from sheep.
- The Hoxx believes that human men were consigned to the kitchen.
- Butler has two PhDs in Earth anthropology.
- Galactic Heritage almost rebuilt the Taj Mahal.
- The plans for Fetch Priory have been held in the Balhoon Archives for eons.
- Sarah tells Francesca about shepherdesses.
- Sarah mentions her aunt.
- Francesca was looking for digipads when she felt the ghost brush past her.
- The Hoxx confuses goulash with gruel.
- Butler serves wine.
- Lady Pendle is a trustee. She us a Pratchulon and has a crown of orbs and spines.
- Francesca fed a Jimbo Critter on the shuttle ride to Earth.
Notes
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Continuity
- The Fourth Doctor would later mention that he once knew a butler called Butler. (AUDIO: Destination: Nerva)
- Sarah has seen "flashy" yellow waterproofs in the TARDIS wardrobe. She will later wear them whilst travelling with the Fourth Doctor and Harry. (TV: The Sontaran Experiment)
- The Doctor and Sarah use an umbrella with a question mark-shaped handle. The Seventh Doctor would later obtain an umbrella matching that description from the Warehouse. (AUDIO: The Warehouse, A Life of Crime)
- Sarah mentions how the Doctor was able to sense something at the Gulf. (AUDIO: The Gulf)
- Balhoon and Digihumans were first mentioned in The End of the World.
- Sarah mentions her aunt, who was first mentioned in The Time Warrior and first appeared in A Girl's Best Friend.
External links
- Official The House That Hoxx Built page at bigfinish.com
