"We Are the Scorchies"

"We Are the Scorchies" was a song sung by the Scorchies when they first met Henry Gordon Jago. (AUDIO: The Wax Princess ^[+]Loading...["The Wax Princess (audio story)"]) Jago called it brilliant and hired them on the spot. (AUDIO: Encore of the Scorchies ^[+]Loading...["Encore of the Scorchies (audio story)"])

Lyrics

Scorchies, Scorchies, we are the Scorchies.

We love to sing and entertain.

Scorchies, Scorchies, we are the Scorchies.

Some people think that we’re insane.

Scorchies, Scorchies, we are the Scorchies.

Listen in close as we sing our song.

Scorchies, Scorchies, we are the Scorchies.

And if you like it, sing along.

We’re a parade of performing puppets,

A riotous rabble, we’re all the rage.

A troupe of talented terpsichoreans,

Singing and skipping from stage to stage.

We’ll sing, we’ll dance, we’ll jig, we’ll prance,

For Mister Jago our favourite emcee.

And if you  like the look of our act

Then book us up for the New Regency.

Scorchies, Scorchies, we are the Scorchies.

All together, a motley crew.

Scorchies, Scorchies, we are the Scorchies.

Give us a chance to perform for you!

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