Poozle of the Varble
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Poozle of the Varble was a Lava lamp with a built in remote control which enabled it to fly and talk. It was used by Dittero Shandy to make low bids in the auctions of planets. When the top bidder died, it let the planet be sold cheap to Poozle. Dittero would then claim the benefits. Poozle was smashed against a wall when Fitz Kreiner tried to knock Shandy unconscious with it. (PROSE: The Tomorrow Windows)
