Dalek Caan
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ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A BEAUTIFUL GIRL NAMED CHIMERA
AND SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL
AND SHE STAYED UP TO 5:00AM WATCHING JOURNEY'S END
SO SHE WENT TO BED
AND SHE HAD A DREAM
SHE WAS ON THE CRUCIBLE
AND THERE WERE DALEKS EVERYWHERE SO SHE WAS ALL 8D
AND THEN SHE SAW CAAN AND SHE WAS ALL 8DD
AND THEN SHE SAW DAVROS AND SHE WAS ALL DDD8
AND THEN HE CAME CLOSER.. AND CLOSER
AND THE DALEKS CAME CLOSER AND CLOSER
AND THEY SOMEHOW MANAGED TO HOLD HER DOWN, PROBABLY BY CRUSHING HER ARMS OR SOMETHING
AND THEN
DAVROS PULLED DOWN HER PANTS
AND TOOK OFF HER PANTIES
AND AND
HE STUCK IT IN THERE ;___________________________________________________;