Scrooge (Our Finest Gifts We Bring)
- You may be looking for the real-world writer also known as Aristide Twain, of which this is an in-universe counterpart.
The Archon President of the 507th Homeworld was known as Scrooge of House Macbadger. He wore a top hat, glasses, and suit, rather than the traditional ceremonial robes of the Lords of the Morning Star, as "by all account" House Macbager was unique to this homeworld.
It was rumoured that Scrooge was not his true name, but the only alternative which had been found was Aristide Twain, which was deemed "proposterious". It was also rumoured, by the "circle of the innermost Archons", that Scrooge was in fact a metafictional agent of the Adversary; not here yesterday and, if they were lucky, not to be here tommorow. (PROSE: Our Finest Gifts We Bring [+]Loading...["Our Finest Gifts We Bring (short story)"])