Laser spanner
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The Doctor claimed to have had a laser spanner when sarcastically questioned by Martha Jones about his sonic screwdriver, saying that it was stolen by wikipedia:Emmeline Pankhurst, a "cheeky woman". However, he may just have been giving a sarcastic reply, and many never have had a laser spanner at all. (DW: Smith and Jones)
