The Master (Scream of the Shalka)
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the master is a cockeyed fat ugly hairy smelly toerag conka bitch and he is a slutty hore bitch and he sucks his mom and dad and nan and grandad in bed wirth his sister and brorther at the top and he suck his dad and grandads hairy toe and his mom and grandma mouldy fat ugly toe and needs to die and he sucks cal and donna and the doctor and he is really ugly fat prick