Vampire (Film Star Wins Oscar—Misses Premiere!)
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Lady Vampire was the wife of famous Irish actor Sir Seamus Vampire. She stayed in a hotel with her husband when he was called upon to attend the premiere of the movie Doctor Da and the Humanies, for which he had recently won an Oscar. (NOTVALID: Film Star Wins Oscar—Misses Premiere!)