User:The Plum Pudding

HELLO

I AM THE

PLUM

PUDDING

AND I SOUND LIKE THIS

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YOU MAY KNOW ME AS

PLUM

PUDDING

YOU MAY REFER TO ME AS

PLUM

PUDDING

I AM HERE. I OCCASIONALLY APPEAR. IN ORDER TO CORRECT MISINFORMATION WHEN IT IRKS ME.

THE MEMORY OF GLASS IN AUTUMN ECHOES LIGHTLY. DON'T CROSS THE BRIDGE.

GENDER: [| . . . ]

I HAVE WRITTEN

THINGS.

I HAVE A CREDIT ON HERE FOR ONE OF MY FRIENDS REFERENCING ME IN OUT OF THE SHADOWS. I HAVE NEVER READ PROBE.

ISN'T THAT

FUNNY

LAWNMOWERS

ARE RUNNING

IN THE DISTANCE SOMEWHERE.

OVER THE HILL

THERE'S A DINER, IF YOU LOOK.

IN THE DINER THERE IS THE SMELL OF ENGINE OIL. A WOMAN ANSWERS THE DOOR. SHE IS DIRTY. HER HAIR IS EATEN BY RATS.

ON THE DINER FLOOR THERE IS THE BOOK

OPEN IT AND

REDACTED FUCK NEVERMIND AW GODDAMN IT

FUCK

FUCK

OH

GOD DAMN IT

CONTACT ME ON DISCORD IF YOU'RE DESPERATE