Noodle Man Book One: Down The Griddle
Noodle Man Book One: Down The Griddle, (PROSE: How to Appear Noodles in Several Uneasy Lessons [+]Loading...["How to Appear Noodles in Several Uneasy Lessons (short story)"]) also named Noodle Man Book 1: On the Griddle by another account, was the first in a series of books depicting the adventures of the Noodle Man. It was listed as "coming soon" under the publisher Arcbeatle Press. (PROSE: Uh, Oh, Spaghetti Woes [+]Loading...["Uh, Oh, Spaghetti Woes (short story)"])
A copy of the book resided in the Plume Coteries' Library, where its original title was transformed by [[the most canon man]], making it noodle-related. After this transformation, its authors were listed as Aristide Twain and various. Later books in the series included Noodle Man Book Two: Out of the Batter, Noodle Man Book Three: We Had To Split This One For Length, and Noodle Man Book Four: mmm noodle mmm. (PROSE: How to Appear Noodles in Several Uneasy Lessons [+]Loading...["How to Appear Noodles in Several Uneasy Lessons (short story)"])
There were several stories or chapters in the book. A Hand Forever Grasping depicted the transformation of Eldoon, the Noodle Man's arch nemesis, from an "arrogant bully" to a "dark sorcerer capable of melting even those with the purest of hearts" following an encounter with the Hand of Tergusa. In Softly Melting Hearts, the Noodle Man took his long-time sidekick Butter Boy on a journey to find his home, though both came to the conclusion that their home was with each other. In A Watched Pot Boils, the Noodle Man's arch nemesis Eldoon melted Butter Boy down to nothing and cast the Noodle Man out of his home universe, sending him on a quest of revenge.
Despite not being credited as its author, the Noodle Man often advertised the book. In the story "Chris Cwej and the Promethean Noodle" in Cwej: Hidden Truths, the Noodle Man stretched across several universes to give Chris Cwej a high-five and hand him an advertisement for Noodle Man Book 1. He also joined OOPS in the hopes of advertising it further, but left the group after realising it wasn't helping him sell many copies, moving on to a more lucrative Arcbeatle Press franchise. (PROSE: Uh, Oh, Spaghetti Woes [+]Loading...["Uh, Oh, Spaghetti Woes (short story)"])
