Tissue Compression Eliminator
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THIS DERVICE IS VERY BAD TO THE MEN IT SHRINKS THE TISSUE IN THEIR WILLIES
I HAVE RECEIVED INFORMATION FROM THE MASTER HE HAS SHRUNK ALL TARDIS PEOPLES WILLIES THEY HAVE SMALL WILLIES
WAIT I CAN HELP YOU TARDIS PEOPLE HE MASTER SAID IF YOU WANT YOUR WILLIES TO GO BACK TO NORMAL THROW SHIT ON THEM AND THEY WILL GROW
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LOVE FISH MASTER DOCTOR TARDIS XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX