Warp silo

The Warp Silo was the largest port on the battle tardis. Usually only the Time Torpedo was launched from this silo. Other ports on the battle tardis included the Cluster time bomb port and the Reverse time effect bomb release on the second starboard port. Standard issue weapon cluster on the battle tardis also included the double rapid-fire time-destuction particle beam. The weapon of last resort in any Tardis time conflict was the heavy-duty paradox-infliction-Back-to-the-future-III-futurama-mind-melting-I-bonked-my-grandmother ray. Now I don't exist, I lost the war.