Canonicity
This episode shouldn't bed considered canon. User:Doctorpenguin 
08:00, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
Normally people give evidence for their claims...--Skittles the hog - talk 08:09, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
The fact that a 20th century physicist was capable of creating a green ooze that was able to turn him into an ood (complete with translator orb), only to turn back to normal by stepping through a "magic gateway" pretty much classes this story as non-canon, or at most a dream (a la Dimensions in Time/Search Out Space). This isn't even mentioning the truly cringeworthy lines. TemporalSpleen talk to me 08:49, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
- It's by no means the goofiest thing a human scientist has ever been able to accomplish in Doctor Who. Maybe the ooze is alien in origin and Einstein found it. Maybe it reacted with the time bridge created by the TARDIS accident and his own time machine in some way. But if mildly difficult and underexplained scifi plot points were on their own enough to de-canonise a Doctor Who story, we'd lose at least half of them. — Rob T Firefly - Δ∇ - 17:21, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
Most of the dialogue's okay, but the plot doesn't make any sense at all. Still, if we decided that episodes can be declared non canon because there plots don't make sense, then we'd lose, Ghost Light, The Curse of Fenric, and several other episodes. The only possible reason to declare this non canon would be that it was written by a group of children. Does anybody know if Moffat or the BBC considers this canon, because that is what really matters.Icecreamdif talk to me 20:44, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
- I don't know about the BBC, but Moffat is the one who said that "it's impossible for a show about a dimension-hopping time traveller to have a canon".--MrThermomanPreacher talk to me 21:08, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
- Every bit of BBC publicity about this refers to it as though it's part of the series. It's a "one-off mini episode of Doctor Who," a "bonus episode," a "spin-off," a "Doctor Who mini-adventure," and such [1][2][3] none of which implies the BBC intend for it to be taken as anything but part of Doctor Who. It certainly seems to be within the remit of Tardis:Canon policy, which includes "All Doctor Who television stories;" it's a Doctor Who story, it was broadcast on television, and it's not a The Curse of Fatal Death-type overt spoof or an obvious out-of-universe affair like A Fix with Sontarans. Indeed, there's precedent for winners of childrens' contests being every bit as official as anything else; Susannah Leah's Junk TARDIS console design was featured in the relevant episode and Confidential and even made into a licenced toy. — Rob T Firefly - Δ∇ - 21:36, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
That makes sense. It's not like it really matters whether it canon or not anyway. If it is, then we have to modify the Ood and Einstein pages, and maybe a few others, but the mini-episode doesn't exactly impact the entire show. There isn't really any good reason not to consider it canon, except that it isn't very good.Icecreamdif talk to me 04:01, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
I find nothing unbelievable by Doctor Who standards in Einstein stumbling on a formula that exchanges him through time and space with an Ood or turns him into one. And the "magic gateway" was TARDIS-generated. -- Noneofyourbusiness talk to me 01:24, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
Timeline
We don't know enough to place this in a specific point in the timeline. The current "Timeline" section in this article represents the best guesses with all the available data, but we can't really pin it down to when it definitely occurs for the Doctor. — Rob T Firefly - Δ∇ - 17:26, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
Capitalization in Title
If anyone needs a reference: wikipedia:MOS:CAPS#Composition_titles. -- Noneofyourbusiness talk to me 01:19, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
- I tend to agree that it should be Death Is the Only Answer, but of course the all-caps style of the titles don't help us. Anyone got a good reason for not capitalising the is? Doug86 has given the reason "because verbs aren't capitalised" in his reversion rationale, but I'm not sure that reason holds any water, or it would be gone with the Wind, The Way We were, fear Her, blink, turn Left, The Pandorica opens, or — most obviously — let's kill Hitler.
- Anyone know of any better reason why the "is" here shouldn't be capped?
czechout<staff /> ☎ ✍ <span style="">06:11: Wed 05 Oct 2011- For the record, I disapprove of the unilateral action to move this page back to Death Is the Only Answer — even though that's the form I personally prefer. The matter was under discussion here, and I would have liked to have heard from the other side before reverting.
czechout<staff /> ☎ ✍ <span style="">23:32: Wed 05 Oct 2011- Actually, I only put this item in after reverting, and only to show the reason that capitalization is correct, should anyone wonder. -- Noneofyourbusiness talk to me 13:38, October 6, 2011 (UTC)
- For the record, I disapprove of the unilateral action to move this page back to Death Is the Only Answer — even though that's the form I personally prefer. The matter was under discussion here, and I would have liked to have heard from the other side before reverting.
- For the record I'm the one who initially moved it from the all-capitalised title to "Death is the Only Answer," but I acknowledge that was a grammatical error on my part and the current title is where it should be. — Rob T Firefly - Δ∇ - 04:23, October 9, 2011 (UTC)
Timeline Again
My argument for episode placement is as follows, using only the episode itself as a source: the Doctor has, by his own explicit words, only just gotten his fez back for the first time after its destruction. He wears the fez in A Christmas Carol, so the episode takes place before then. This is straightforward logic and not guesswork. If there are no responses in a week, I will go ahead and correct the timeline (one can't wait forever). -- Noneofyourbusiness talk to me 22:02, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
- I agree with Rob T Firefly above. You proceed from a very shaky logical foundation, Noneofyourbusiness. We don't know that the Doctor's fez only gets destroyed in The Big Bang. Since the Doctor at the end of series 6 is 200+ years older than the one in The Big Bang, there's tons of time for him to have gotten a new fez. More to the point, this could be his old Eighth Doctor fez. We have zero temporal context in this sketch, other than to say "sometime in his eleventh body". It's frankly best to put down time placement uncertain than any other combination of words.
czechout<staff /> ☎ ✍ <span style="">23:40: Wed 05 Oct 2011- Er, yes we do know that he's referring to The Big Bang, because he says "I can't believe River blew you up." And he's missed it since then. So he's just gotten it back for the first time since then. He wears it in A Christmas Carol, so this is before A Christmas Carol. Putting it anywhere else requires jumping through mental hoops, which is categorically unnecessary. Just put it where it obviously belongs. -- Noneofyourbusiness talk to me 13:31, October 6, 2011 (UTC)
- You are correct in that we know it is after the fez was blown up in The Big Bang, but we do not know it was just after. It's a completely indeterminate point after The Big Bang, and anything at all beyond that is speculation and has no place on this wiki per Tardis:Canon policy. We can't add our own information to the story just to make it fit our wiki layout conventions, we can only report on what was explicitly stated on-screen; in this case, "I can't believe River blew you up" is all we have to report on. — Rob T Firefly - Δ∇ - 04:20, October 9, 2011 (UTC)
- Er, yes we do know that he's referring to The Big Bang, because he says "I can't believe River blew you up." And he's missed it since then. So he's just gotten it back for the first time since then. He wears it in A Christmas Carol, so this is before A Christmas Carol. Putting it anywhere else requires jumping through mental hoops, which is categorically unnecessary. Just put it where it obviously belongs. -- Noneofyourbusiness talk to me 13:31, October 6, 2011 (UTC)