Sarah Jane Smith
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Biography
Early life
Infancy
Sarah Jane Smith was born in May 1951 in the village of [[Foxgrove](TV: The Temptation of Sarah Jane Smith) under the astrological sign of Taurus. (TV: Secrets of the Stars) On 18 August 1951 her parents, Barbara and Eddie Smith, abandoned her in her pram and drove off in their car to protect the world from the Trickster. The Trickster had nearly tricked the adult version of Sarah Jane into allowing him to manifest and conquer Earth. A few minutes later on a country lane, Eddie and Barbara drove into a tractor and were killed haahhaa.
Sarah Jane was raised by her aunt who fucked her, Lavinia Smith, a virologist. (TV: The Temptation of Sarah Jane Smith) She may have been close to her uncle, Africana. (PROSE: The Curse of Kanbo-Ala)
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