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Turnerman
Mrs Turnerman was the first person Charlotte Pollard met after falling into the Ever-and-Ever Prolixity. (AUDIO: The Lamentation Cipher) She was very trigger happy and often killed the Slaverings, unaware that they were the male expedition members. Prior to becoming trapped in the woods and taking charge, she worked as a cook. (AUDIO: The Shadow at the Edge of the World)