Jonas Neak

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Dr Jonas Neak was one of several pseudonyms used by Jason Kane to positively review his pornographic novels in order to get himself critical acclaim. He was supposedly the writer of Towards a Pornographics of First Contact: Probing and Delving the Fiction of Jason Kane.

When Jason and his five alter-egos were invited to a conference regarding his work, he commissioned two android duplicates of himself from ProxyMation Corporation to take on the roles of Neak and Arsenio W Cockshaft. The androids immediately turned on Jason and secretly contacted his rival publishing company Palp Fiction to offer their services in taking down Jason. With the assistance of Palp Fiction, a third duplicate of Jason was commissioned going by yet another of his aliases, Ken J Aason, and the trio helped publicly expose Jason's deception causing his publishers Velvet Mandible's sales to suffer. In exchange Palp Fiction stopped the inevitable decommissioning of the duplicates and raised the finances to place them into permanent organic bodies. (PROSE: Sex Secrets of the Robot Replicants)