This page's name needs changing. Now.
Proposed new name: Zaff Pillax
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Zaff Pillax, staff ID 3 54/3356732, worked in fulfilment at Kerb!am, until he went missing on 24=11=+135.
According to Kira Arlo, he received a warning off Jarva Slade for leaning on one of the conveyors; the next day he was gone.
He was kidnapped by some Kerb!am Men programmed by Charlie Duffy, who used him as a test subject during the development of his explosive bubble wrap. (TV: Kerblam!)