{{Infobox Individual
|individual name= Matthew "Kandyman" Ade
|image=File:Kandyman aka the Killer Truth.png
|alias=
|race= African American
|Occupation= Industry Graphic Designer, Business Marketer
|appearances= DW: The Happiness Patrol
VD: The Trials of Tara
Kandyman The Graphic Designer and Web Celeb - Written by his biggest fan (I copied his bio he had on his site thekillertruth.com)
Bio
How y’all doing hmmmmm? Who cares really.Probably thinking “Then why’d you ask?” Answer’s, because that’s what everyone does. Ask how they are doing not giving a damn what the answers going to be. Anyways, my real name is Matthew Ade. “What the f**ck is an Ade”. B*tch im Nigerian. Where you think the smooth chocolate skins comes from? I’m20 years old , born and raised in the mean streets on LA . I’m not about to tell y’all about the past because its just that …the past. So what am i doing now with my life you ask? I’m jack off all trades. I’m an industry graphic designer. Have been doing it for about a year. HERE is some of my work. I’m an event promoter. Throwing most of the all ages/18+ events in Los Angeles. I dance. Yes b*tch I dance. “Ladies” need a lap dance? You already know who to hit up. I have some skill in recording tracks singing/rapping. Done all for fun. Last but not least I am blogger. As you can see i like to speak my mind through my fingers. So that’s it now you know a lil’ somethin’ , somethin’.
The Grind
Now, this is the story….all about how….. My life got flipped-turned upside down…..
& I’d like to take a min so jus sit right & there. & I’ll tell u how I became the Prince of a town called the Net =]
So here’s the deal kids!!! You’ve probably seen commercials & sh*t about how you can make money on the
internet and never leave your house and blah blah bla .. you prolly ignored that sh*t … well I DIDNT ….I heard
make money on a muhf**kin computer & got on it. Wakin up early in the morning crazy hours (9-5) for a check wasnt for me. So this is what i did .
Got up on these poppin ass social networkin sites everyone loved to be on . Started from Myspace ( http://www.myspace.com/ckandyman23 ) …..back when it was LIVE. ,when
muhf**kas would skip homework, pass up on outdoor activities and ect ect . to chat with they friends online.
To some people (includin myself) it was like a popularity site . The more friends people see you have the more
others would want to be friends with you. I naturally did things that showed my personality to gain friends by
the HUNDREDS.. write stories,tell jokes, make dancing youtube videos etc. SHIT THAT WOULD GET PEOPLES
ATTENTION.
Call me attention whore but lets be real. Who doesnt like attention? Even the quite muhf**kas be gettin
attention … You know when people would talk to them n be like “why you so quite, why you so mad , why
you cryin ect” . But anyways thats how i started becoming popular though the myspace (the internet). I mean
ofcourse iwas a popular n*cca at school but that could only get so far. THE internet is WORLD WIDE. I became what i call a web celeb! People be hatin like this nicca kandyman think he tight he think he a celeb…..but the fact ur sayin that u know what im thinkin is HILARIOUS. You will never hear me be on some super duper cocky shit…..i let others just do it for me =] You dont have to be on television to be a damn celeb! but ne wayz
The thousands of “friends” i gained with myspace led me into making money throwing parties. I would post a
party in a bulletin then hundreds of people would show up. Did that every f**kin weekn, get it poppin in the
city of LA. SEE how that works? All that time spent on myspace gainin friends built my network and persona
and turrned it into CASH. Hope your takin notes? Okay where was I?… Olrtye makin money throwin parties….
I studied everything to deal with parties and promotions and thought of a way to cut expenses…. This led me
to starting graphic designing! Making my own party flyers / graphics to blast all over the net. I would sit on the
computer and youtube tutorials on how to do this and how to do that. Got my graphics poppin enough to
design my own flyers/ myspace pages and sh*t making my self look 10x more poppin then i really was & thats the
killerTRuth ! People outside of LA started hitin me up like who are you … are you a rapper blah blah blah .. I
started charging people to design myspace pages … flyers , logos , photo retouches for models and rappers
which also built me network becuase i was doin work for rappers in the industry all of that .. which got me to
meet them and hit their studio sessions…. MAkin eassy gwap !!!
I was still in my last semester of Highschool in
07 makin over a 300+ a day easy.. i lived with my parents and had no expences so I was just spulrgin at malls
and stores buyin crazy shit .. My dad didnt know that i was makin that much money so he thought i was
stealing (ive been to jail for stealin before … havent stole a dime since then but thats another story..) so this is
how it is so far . Myspace , built friends to 50,000, started throwing parties then went to graphic designing.
So myspace completly died a couple months ago for non music artist/ models so i looked for the next social
networkin site to get poppin.. FOUND Facebook/ TWITTER =]
Promoted myself .. hit up all the emails ive collected throwin parties, and told people to follow me on twitter..
got to like 200 followers.. i was like wtf 200 thats it !!! I googled how to gain followers on twitter..Read an
article on things u shuld do and not to do gain and keep followers .. Top of the list was Be entertaiing .. im like
whoop whooop b*tch thas easy…. I tweeted my jokes and went in on barbies and killed the barbie trend! hahaha Shit blew up and i was
gettin like 10 new followers a Day … Im like damn this is EASY ….i got this … So everyday i would hop on twitter tell jokes…. then i noticed what we call trending topics ….Fabolous was the first person ive seen to start
one…. Then my black ass hoped on real fast! Went in my first ever topic that went str8 to number 1
- NEVERTRUST … word spread that iwas the one who started it so then the followers started rolling in ….. from
10 a day to 50 to 100”s . So i thought All these damn followers had to turn into money just like how all my thousands of
frreinds turned into money on myspace. So once again all i did was google .. how to make money on twitter.. saw a
buncha of sh*t but i f**ked with ( http://bit.ly/Payd2Tweet ) .. Which pays u to post links on your twitter page…. Just like how business pay tv networks to show thier commercials…. thats how websites make money .. a never ending circle of advertisments. So im already doin atleast 6-15 designs a week i charge from $60-$80 which i can all get done in two days …. THrowin the hottest parties in la with my partners … on thurs fridays an sat. makin $0-$600 a night. (so you do the math on how much money i make a week) Making all this money siting on my BED eating #nshit !!! Networkin and sendin messages.
I have funnnnnnn being on these sites telling jokes starting games … then goin out on the weekends to see hundreds of people at my events. A good way to show my face to the people who think be at home all day! Im def not lke those wierdos u meet in person that are totally different from how they seem on the net. Im the Life of my own event …dancin up and down the club…… and my 6’3 ass can dance.! BELIEEVE THAT B*TCH haha
I love my life and thank god for blessing me with thnx for readin
Don’t have to respect my MIND but you have no choice to respect my GRIND