- Fifth Doctor: It's quite simple. On the off behind the wicket and close to it are the slips. Behind them, third man.
- Turlough: (sarcastically) Easy.
- Fifth Doctor: It's a position. Like mid-off.
- Turlough: Silly.
- Fifth Doctor: No, no, no. Silly mid-off's different altogether.
- Turlough: I meant it's silly. The whole game. I can't think why you're so keen on it, Doctor.
- Fifth Doctor: Well you know, every man should have a hobby. It helps to while away eternity.