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== Gallifreyan == | |||
To become a Gallifreyan, fill this out, please: | |||
You're at a cafe with a companion. Someone is making everyone else's life a complete misery by being extremely rude and obnoxious. How would you handle them? | |||
Offer the troublemaker candy to satiate him/her. | |||
Decide the situation is a bit too inconsequential to waste your valuable time on. | |||
Kindly explain to the offender that he/she should really be a better sport and get along with everyone. | |||
Make veiled inferences about the power you posses, and your ability to make the offender's life difficult indeed if they should continue. | |||
Suggest to your companion that perhaps another cafe would be more desirable. | |||
Ask the offender if they would kindly keep their blathering to the minimum, as you've got important work to do. | |||
Compete with the offender by being a bit more rude and obnoxious to him/her until the offender gives up and leaves | |||
Challenge the troublemaker to a battle of wits, the loser of which must leave the cafe. | |||
When you dress, do you prefer something... | |||
loud, colorful - make a statement. | |||
simple, classic - perhaps with a tie or kerchief. | |||
with fur, not real mind you... neccesarily. | |||
immaculate and tailored - dressed to the nines! simple, well worn - a bit thrift shop really. | |||
old fashioned - maybe even a western feel. | |||
sporty - and a bit preppy. casual classic - with a bit of a twist to make it interesting. | |||
Pick a piece of furniture that appeals to you. | |||
Highback chair | |||
Coat rack | |||
Comfy Chair | |||
Lowback Chair, brightly colored | |||
What do you look for in a travelling companion? | |||
Someone who has your back in a pinch | |||
Someone Intelligent | |||
Someone innocent and kind | |||
Someone capable and friendly | |||
Pick a color! | |||
Rich, Deep Red | |||
Dark Green | |||
Just one? | |||
Cream | |||
Light Blue | |||
Black | |||
Bright Red | |||
Red... no blue... no green.... no white...no yellow! Maybe pink? | |||
Life is... | |||
Learning | |||
Adventure | |||
Freedom | |||
Mystery | |||
Beautiful | |||
a Laugh | |||
Hope | |||
A Bit Odd, Eh? | |||
You most fear... | |||
Spiders | |||
Heights | |||
Old Age | |||
Disease | |||
Concussions | |||
Guns | |||
Your Peers | |||
Uhm.... I'll get back to you on that. | |||
What item most appeals to you? | |||
Umbrella | |||
Ring | |||
Screwdriver | |||
Recorder | |||
Pocket Watch | |||
Funny Pin | |||
Celery | |||
Scarf | |||
You're faced with a large dilemma. Do you... | |||
Make a choice - quite simple really. It's not as though you can make a mistake. | |||
Retreat to a special place to think. | |||
Recall the wisdom of a well-respected elder to help you. | |||
Question yourself briefly, but proceed on confident in your abilities. | |||
Wonder whether you've made the right decision... well, of course you did. Surely. Yes, yes. You did. Don't be silly. | |||
Play some music to calm yourself and think. | |||
Make up your mind, easily enough while listening to others opinions. | |||
Head right into it and resolve it as you go along. |
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