Middle stump
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Middle stump was a batting position in cricket. When playing for Charles Cranleigh's side, the Fifth Doctor once asked an umpire for a "middle stump" guard, then settled his position so as to cover the middle stump with his bat. (TV: Black Orchid) On other occasions, the Fifth Doctor seemed to prefer a middle and leg guard. (COMIC: The Tides of Time, AUDIO: Autumn)