Whizz Kid
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Whizz Kid claimed to be the biggest fan of the Psychic Circus, although he had never seen them perform. He had travelled across half the southern nebula, just to see them on Segonax. He first met the Stallslady and asked her for directions. She gave them to him and was pleased that he was not another hippy. He was forced into the ring by Captain Cook. After he failed to tell a joke the Gods of Ragnorak shot a lightning bolt at him reducing him to ashes.
Behind the Scenes
Whizz Kid was a Parody of Doctor Who Fans and that is why the writer put him in.