Habeas Corpus

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"Habeas Corpus" was a song sung by the Scorchies in response to Henry Gordon Jago demanding that he and Nancy Pettigrew be freed. (AUDIO: Encore of the Scorchies)

Lyrics

Habeas corpus, habeas corpus. Trust us to habeas corpus.

A nice wet warm body is a lovely QED.

There is no magic cleverer than to abra-cadaver-er.

It’s a jolly thing to see someone freshly RIP.

We’ll send you a letter-a, yours truly et cetera.

Cos we really think it’s grand to have a corpse to hand.

Habeas corpus, habeas corpus. Trust us to habeas corpus.