User:Mini-mitch
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Mini-Bitch (oops...mitch)
this guy is a fucking retard
Mini-Mitch was born on the 5th of Janember, his own words, after his mother shagged his father so hard he practically killed her.
He came out of her mouth, along with a piece of shit, his "best-friend". I know, dillusional.
He has a one inch penis, and "attempts" to wank on a picture of John Barrowman, which he keeps beside his bed. He is so, so, so sad, after the loss of his imaginary wife, Aubergine, and his pet twat, his mother.
Ooooooh, what a fucking nob-cheese.
Dick cock fanny vagina piss penis cunt
Altogether, a massive mother fucker (he fucks his dead mum)
