User:Thetwelfthdoctor

The Eleventh Doctor strode from the TARDIS, adjusting his red bow tie. He was immediately set upon by an army of angry Tenth Doctor fangirls! Oh no! Matt ran back into his TARDIS, hoping Steven Moffat would invent some sort of way to get him out of this--but no! The doors that had resisted the armies of Genghis Khan simply snapped under the strain of the mighty fangirl assault. "Ahhhhh!" said Matt Smith. "Noooooo!" But the fangirls attacked the talented mister Smith and left him for dead upon the ground. However, the Doctor was not defeated yet! In a blast of golden light, he became the Twelfth Doctor! "Hmm. I really need to be more careful," said the Twelfth Doctor. "According to the Paul McGann TV movie, I only have one more life left!" He quickly changed his bow tie and tweed jacket for a black suit, black shirt and red tie, with a fedora hat. He then set about his adventures, and successfully saved every planet in the universe at least ten times. Eventually, there was no crime left in the universe, which left the Shadow Proclamation quite bored. And so, the twelfth doctor bought himself a house in Ireland and disguised himself as a student. Here, he saves the internet every day!

I am none of the above.