Cameron Walker
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UNIT Corporal Cameron Walker warned the public about an exponential increase of still-active Schlechter Wolves excavated in Bow, Pimlico, and Kennington during refurbishments to the Northern and Jubilee lines of the London Underground. He warned any potential thieves to stay away from the WWII artillery, as they were not special, but lethal. (PROSE: Unexploded WWII Bomb Warnings)