Dalek cosplayer (The Daft Dimension 581)
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A man attempted to create his own Dalek costume to wear at Skegpool Comic Con, despite his friend warning him how hard it would be. After a night of making a complete mess of it, he turned up to the convention the next day without a costume, annoyedly telling his friend that he was "a Kaled soldier on his day off". (NOTVALID: The Daft Dimension 581)