That's the Way to the Zoo
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That's the Way to the Zoo was a song composed by J.F. Mitchell around 1881. In Gabriel Chase during 1883, Gwendoline Pritchard played on a piano and sang the song. (TV: Ghost Light)
Lyrics
I don't know what it is about my figure and my style
But when I walk abroad, the passers by do smile
I lost myself in Kensington/about a week today
I asked a cabman my way home
And to me he did say
That's the way to the zoo
That's the way to the zoo
The monkey house is nearly full
But there's room enough for you
Take a bus to Regent's Park
Make haste before it shuts / Next Sunday I shall come and give you such a bunch of nuts